Note: So this was live on Tuesday but repeated on Friday.
Thank god for the repeat because I wanted to re-watch this special episode.
This was an attempt to show off some legends and also help boost the rating for
Smackdown. I will save my comments for the show and my final thoughts. Here’s
WWE Smackdown with WWE Legends…….
Opening Segment: We have Mean Gene Okerlund interviewing
Sheamus but are interrupted by Johnny Ace and he makes a match tonight with
Mean Gene and Sheamus vs. ADR and DB.
(WTF WWE! Really? You are going to put Mean Gene in
a match. WTF? This is how you treat a man like Mean Gene by having him wrestle.
This is not a good way to start off the show and you just pissed me off at the
same time.)
Match#1: Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Double countout.
(RKO and Kane will be feuding for a while. It was
funny to see Cowboy Bob Orton laid out. This is the second stupidest thing they
did with a WWE Legend. I likme seeing Kane and RKO feud but I don’t want to see
Orton Sr. knocked out. I love the match but hated the ending. Also hated the
dumb way this segment ended. )
Match#2: Benny Camer vs. Ryback
Winner: Ryback
(This is going to be a dumb ass match, I don’t want
to talk about it. I think Ryback is going to fail. Moving on before I go
postal.)
Match#3: The Usos vs. Heath Slater & Tyson Kidd
Winners: The Usos
(Jimmy Hart comes down with Heath Slater & Tyson
Kidd. Ok why? This was a shitty tag team match. WTF WWE? This was garbage! After
the match, Usos leave as Hart gets in the ring to check on Slater. Foley puts
Socko on Jimmy Hart and down he goes. Foley takes the megaphone and says
something about a mistake. This was the shittiest thing I have ever seen in
WWE.)
Piper’s Pit with Daniel Bryan and AJ: Basically DB
blames AJ for his loss at WM 28 and she wants him back. He attacks Piper after
he almost hits AJ.
(I love Piper. I hate DB. AJ is a dumb bitch. This
was not up to par with the best Piper’s Pit but it will do in a pinch. Piper is
still able to do his thing in the ring. I loved that Piper is cheered regardless
if he’s face or heel. DB is a bigger DB and AJ is still a dumb bitch. )
Match#4: The Great Khali, Natalya and Alicia Fox vs.
The Bella Twins and Drew McIntyre
Winners: The Great Khali, Alicia Fox and Natalya
(This was a mega clusterfuck! WTF WWE? Nothing else
can be said. Except if I see Mae Young, I might puke for days. That’s nasty…..)
Match#5: Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Hunico
Winner: Hunico by DQ
(I will say that this was a sad thing to see. It was
worse to see Hunico win because of Duggan’s idiocy. This is another sad excuse
to see why I hate this episode. I got to move on before I go apeshit.)
In Ring Segment with Cody Rhodes, Dusty Rhodes, and
Big Show: Out comes Cody Rhodes. He says tonight is just a waste of time and
everyone should be focusing on the future. A future where he is the
Intercontinental Champion again. The music hits and out comes Dusty Rhodes to
interrupt. Dream talks about Cody being talented and poking Big Show and Cody
cuts him off. Cody says he is embarrassing him and they can discuss this in the
back. Cody goes to leave when Big Show comes out. Show plays video on the big
screen of "Dashing" Cody Rhodes applying lip gloss in one of the
older vignettes. Show says now that's embarrassing and leaves. The crowd chants
for Dusty. Cody hesitates before leaving. Dusty's music hits again and he
starts dancing in the ring another embarrassment to Cody.
(You know this was not as bad as I thought. Dusty is
a great speaker and he does make a great point about how Cody is being wasted.
It was funny to see the old dashing videos because Cody was made to be very
effeminate. This was a good segment only because of Dusty Rhodes and also Big
Show. Funny as fucking hell.)
Daniel Bryan and Alberto Del Rio vs. Sheamus and
Mean Gene Okerlund
Winners: Mean Gene Okerlund and Sheamus
(This was the most shittiest main event I have ever
seen on Smackdown. I did not want to see Mean Gene wrestle. I did not want
Johnny Ace to fuck this up. I did not want to see the ending. I will leave it
with the fact that Sheamus cleaned this mess of a match up. )
Final Thoughts: Please excuse me because I am about
to vent like a motherfucker. WWE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?
You wasted a live show with guys that barely can wrestle. You could not get the
Iron Sheik? Or Bob Backlund? Why is it that you could not use the cooler HOF
people like Edge, HBK, or even Ron Simmons but you can get Mae Young, Hacksaw,
and Tony Atlas? THIS WAS FUCKING GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!! TNA did better and with less
HOF guys. This was basically a colossal clusterfuck. FUCK YOU WWE! You almost
ruined my childhood. See you guys for the A show: WWE Raw.
Gene The Grappler
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