Opening Segment: We look back at the last several weeks as
Aces & Eights targeted Kurt Angle and got involved in last week's World
Title match between Jeff Hardy and Austin Aries, which ended because of
interference from Bobby Roode. Bully Ray starts the show off by saying it's no
secret that he and Hulk Hogan don't get along, but he wants to know what it'll
take to earn Hogan's trust. He has nothing but respect for Hogan, but he wants
to call him out here, not to fight, but to talk. Hogan's music hits, but Brooke
comes out to the ring instead and tells Bubba that her father isn't here. She
tells "Mark" that he knows, Bubba asks how he knows and she says
she's not sure, but she says this isn't where to settle it. She says they need
to talk to Hulk privately so she can show her dad that Bubba's the man she
knows he is. "Mark" steps out of the ring and walks off, Brooke comes
after him to try and talk, but the annoying TNA cameramen won't get out of
their faces so they just walk off. It's Open Fight Night, and that means that
any challenge has to be answered no matter what! Austin Aries comes out to the
ring (apparently just missing Bubba and Brooke in the back on his way out) and
says he's going to make this short and sweet. Everyone saw that he had Hardy
beat and that he should be the TNA World Champion right now, but the man he's
about to call out screwed him, and that's Bobby Roode. Aries says he can't be
mad at him because he did the same thing to him and now they're even. But
tonight, they're going to settle things in the ring like men and see who
deserves to be the World Champion and who deserves to face Jeff Hardy for the
title. They're not going to do it right now because the only place Austin Aries
and Bobby Roode should be wrestling is in the main event, and since this is the
last main event of 2012, let's take the two greatest wrestlers in the universe
to determine who will take out Jeff Hardy once and for all.
(As long as the opening of this show was, I could basically
say that the last TNA show of 2012 will have a nasty affair and men fighting
over a title belt like whatever the fuck was going on in Lord of the Rings.)
Match#1: Samoa Joe vs. Aces and Eight
Member
Winner: Samoa Joe
(This was like watching a bad boxing match. I knew Joe was
going to win. This was not exciting but thank you Joe for making it ok to
watch.)
Match#2: Robbie E vs Jesse Godderz
Winner: Robbie T
(WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE? My inner Hulk is about to go apeshit. This
was a waste of time. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!)
Match#3 - X Division Title Match: Rob Van Dam vs Christian
York
Winner: Rob Van Dam
(The Original Paycheck Player is on a roll. Why? Christian
York or Kenny King should have the X Division title. This was so unfair. Moving
on………)
Match#4 - TNA World Tag Team Title Champions Chavo Guerrero
Jr & Hernandez vs. Kaz and Daniels
Winners: Chavo Guerrero Jr & Hernandez
(This was a good match. I know I say that a lot but this was
a good match. Love seeing Chavo in TNA. The men in this ring can make a match
be good to watch regardless of anything else. This was almost a good match of the
year candidate. Love seeing good wrestling. )
Gail Kim vs. Miss Tessmacher
Winner: Gail Kim
(Gail Kim is my TNA crush. I think she belongs in TNA. Gail
Kim is a good wrestler. This match was a joke because Tessmacher is a joke. )
Main Event: Bobby Roode vs Austin Aries
Winner: NO CONTEST
(Well I guess the heel vs. heel match of the century in TNA
was going to end like this. However, these men can wrestle. Aries is the CM
Punk of TNA. This was a sign of good things in TNA because that means no more
old wrestlers like Hogan or Sting will have the title. Good way to end 2012 TNA
wrestling.)
Final Thoughts: Well I hope for better things in TNA for
2013. No more old men wanting titles. Time to let go of Hardy, RVD, and other
men that should not be champs in TNA. Happy New Year to you TNA!!!!!
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