Dear John Cena and Fans of John Cena,
I want to write this letter because it is apparently clear
that you are the reason why most fans cannot real watch WWE programming. John
Cena, the wrestler is the most sickening thing that I have ever seen in WWE
programming since I was a kid. I actually think that Cena is the new age Hulk
Hogan. At least Hogan became a heel and acknowledges that his fans made him
sick. At least Hogan was more versatile. Cena is basically Vince McMahon’s wet
dream. As for the fans, Cena fans are basically kids. It is sad to watch
anything on WWE without noticing that most of Cena’s fans are kids. I was a fan
of Hogan’s. Did I hate him as a heel in NWO? No, because I was happy to see him
be something else. Cena is scared to let go of his kid fan base.
I wonder if you Cena fans can be able to idolize a man that
basically let his home life fall apart and also uses women like toilet paper. I
know the kids don’t watch TMZ or read the wrestling news sites. I do. I didn’t
even know that Cena was married until I saw the pic and saw the video of his
wife. I know they are using the real life drama to hype the match with Dwayne
at Wrestlemania 29. I will get to that match in a few minutes. Cena’s marriage
was over because he cheated and also because his real wife is Vince McMahon. I
don’t like reading the wrestling news sites but the fact that Cena not only
cheated on his wife but he went from screwing a porn star to screwing a Bella. By
the way, he is the reason why both Bellas is back in WWE.
So let’s discuss the match at Wrestlemania 29 because this
is my meat and potatoes of this opinion letter. We were lied to because this
match was not supposed to happen again. We were not going to see Cena/Rock II
but Vince is greedy and Cena is desperate. I have not been a fan of Cena. I don’t like
his character. The man is basically a joke and a farce of a real person. The
credo that he uses offends me because hustle means something different in my
vocabulary. He is loyal to his kid fans and to Vince and WWE. As for respect,
well I am an old fashioned wrestling fan. I like to see my wrestlers in tights
and costumes. Cena looks like he is trying to hard. His character reminds me
why most people use to rag on Eminem. At least Eminem is really a legit person
regardless. Cena is not a real person. As for the match at Wrestlemania 29, it
is going to be good to watch but the result will piss off non Cena fans.
So why did I write this letter? That’s simple because it is
time to say to Cena fans: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! Please don’t make me throw up
or upset me. If I go to a WWE event, please don’t make me sick. I don’t want to
upset a kid or kill their joy but I will if I don’t get peace of mind. Cena
fans need to be realistic because like Hogan, he will need to change or we will
see him get buried. We all know that Triple H and Steph will take over WWE
someday. When they do, Cena is going to be a jobber or gone like the wind. Cena
the man is a joke. Cena the wrestler is a joke. Adapt or move on.
Gene The Grappler
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