Note: Last night’s WM
PPV was the shittiest thing ever seen on PPV. I mean it was sad to watch people
watch a wrestling show in cold weather. I hated the card. I hated that most of
the things that was advertised just made no sense to watch. Unlike other WMs,
this was pushed together over the last three weeks. Hope this show is better
than the PPV. Here’s WWE Raw after WM29.
Match#1: Daniel Bryan vs. Big E Langston
Winner: Big E Langston
(Well this was a great way to start the show. About time we
got to see Big E does some work in the ring on WWE Raw. DB is good and made
this a great match to see. So rare we see something good to start the show.
This is probably a good undercard match and will be overlooked. Thank you WWE
for this gem of a match. )
Match#2 - WWE Intercontinental Title Match: Wade Barrett vs.
The Miz
Winner: Wade Barrett
(This was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was
garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This
was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was
garbage!!!!! This was a wasted match!!!!!! So fucking pissed because this match
was not on the PPV and we got to see it for free. This was bullshit!!!!! Moving
on…..)
Match#3: Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter vs. Alberto Del
Rio
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
(Good match. I loved this match and their match at the PPV.
I say that because it was a shitty way they setup the feud but the match was
good. It was so good because it showed that ADR can be hurt and can be left
wounded. Thank you WWE for this epic finish to this feud. )
Match#4 - World Heavyweight Title Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto
Del Rio
Winner and New World Heavyweight
Champion: Dolph Ziggler
(It’s about fucking time this shit happened. I will admit
that DZ is a show off. I also will admit that he should be the future of WWE
Smackdown and the WHC. I should be sad to see that ADR lost the title but it is
good he did because he needs to get some rest and also get a fresh gimmick.
Also this gives Ziggler and Swagger a chance to do some quality work in the
ring. )
Match#5: Santino Marella, R-Truth and Zack Ryder vs. 3MB
Winners: Santino Marella, R-Truth and Zack Ryder
(This was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was
garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! This was garbage!!!!! I think it was sad to
see the biggest jobber match of 2013. Moving on…….)
Match#6: Sheamus vs. Randy Orton
Winner: No Contest
(This match could have been a good match but Big Show fucked
that up. Also this match really setup a possible match on WWE Smackdown this
Friday with all three men. Also this was a bad feud but it might get better
because this is more so a way to showcase all three men and also possibly
something to showcase for the next PPV. )
Match#7: Fandango vs. Kofi Kingston
Winner by DQ: Fandango
(I am not going jump on the Fandango bandwagon. I don’t like
the character or the way he is being the new project of Vince. I actually think
he will be a worse jobber than Drew McIntyre. As for this match, well it was ok
until Y2J came to beat Fandango badly. I was happy to see Y2J with a fire in
his ass. That action made this match more seeable in the long run. )
Match#8: The Bella Twins, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow vs. Brodus
Clay, Tensai, Cameron and Naomi
Winners: Tensai, Brodus Clay, Cameron and Naomi
(I actually wanted to see this clusterfuck of a match during
the PPV last night. I think it was because it was like watching a freeway
accident. So they did not have time during the PPV to show this shit but this
match is the match before the main event. WTF WWE!!!! This was a shitty clusterfuck
but at least they did have their match shown. )
Main Event: Mark Henry vs. John Cena – Non Title Match
Winner by Count Out: John Cena
After the match: Henry comes in the ring and runs over Cena.
Henry drops him with a World's Strongest Slam. Henry holds up the WWE Title and
gets some cheers. Ryback's music hits and out he comes to a pop. Ryback hits
the ring and they trade shots. Ryback with the big clothesline. Ryback with a
spinebuster that sends him out of the ring. Ryback gets the fans to chant "feed
me more." Ryback turns his attention to Cena and the crowd pops. Ryback
extends his hand to help Cena up and the fans boo. Ryback stares at Cena and
shakes his head. Cena hits the corner to pose as the fans boo. Ryback gets the
fans to chant again. Ryback drops Cena with a Meathook clothesline and the
crowd pops. Ryback nails Shellshocked as the crowd cheers. Ryback tells Cena "up
yours" and poses with the WWE Title. The crowd chants "feed me more"
as RAW goes off the air.
(So you mean to tell me that Cena can’t beat Henry clean but
you make Henry take a fall? Fuck that shit. Also what the fuck is up with Henry
challenging Cena? Henry needs to challenge for the WHC since he is more so on
Smackdown than Raw. Also we all knew that Cena was going to go back to being
the same stale fucker that had the title in 2008, 2009, and 2010. I cried when
I had to see The Rock raise Cena’s hands at the PPV. I cried seeing that SSDD
with Cena is back. Thank god Ryback is going to be new title contender. I also
hope that Ryback kills Cena. I will party my ass off when Ryback is the new
face of WWE. )
Final Thoughts: Even though I bitched through this entire
show, this was better than the fucking WM 29 PPV. I mean we saw more of the
things we should have saw on free TV than pay $70 for shit. Cena is back on top
but not for long if Ryback kills him at the next PPV. Also thank you DZ for
taking the WHC to the next level. WM29 is going to be labeled the shit before
the best PPV of 2014. See you all for TNA Impact – Aces and Eights Party Time.
Gene The Grappler
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