WWE Smackdown Review 9/21/12

Note: WWE Smackdown should be intesting because Edge is back. Also we should see more of DB and Kane being friends. What else can WWE throw at us for passable wrestling? Well here's WWE Smackdown to find out.

Opening Segment: Edge opens the show to a big pop. He cuts a promo about being back and plugs some upcoming projects including SyFy's Haven. Edge starts dissing Kane and Daniel Bryan for hugging each other. He's quickly interrupted by Daniel Bryan to a surprising positive reaction. Bryan mocks Edge and tells him to go back to home and get back to acting. Good back and forth segment with them doing a promo. Kane came out and got into it with Bryan. Edge asked Kane what happened to the big red monster he used to know. Kane hugged Edge. This upset Bryan and out came Damien Sandow. Edge told him to shut up and they argued. Booker T came out and booked Kane vs. Sandow.
(Nice to see Edge come back to WWE TV. This was a way to get some attention back to WWE TV. I will save my other comments for later because I want to go into details for this mess called Team Friendship.)

Match#1: Damien Sandow beat Kane
(Hell no! Kane should not be distracted and he should not be beaten by a pansy like Sandow. Thank DB for fucking up this squash match. WTF!!!!!!!)

Match#2: Layla defeated Natalya
(Ugh..........boring. I only watch for the tits and ass but not for the match.)

Match#3: Sheamus and Randy Orton defeated Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler
(Thank you RKO and Sheamus for something watchable. This was a good match with all involve doing good work. Jesus, it is hard to see a good match on WWE these days. ADR is a joke now. So is Kane. Dolph is the future. And RKO needs to be in a title picture soon. Thank you guys for a good match.)

Match#4: Cody Rhodes beat Daniel Bryan
(Holy shit, first DB fucks up a squash match with Kane then we got Kane returning the favor. WTF WWE!!!!)

Match#5: Brodus Clay beat Heath Slater by DQ when Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre attacked him
(We have a new faction of mid carders. The Evil Three or something cool. Now Brodus is going to have to kill three jobbers ASAP. Thank you evil friends for killing a god squash match.)

Match#6: Santino Marella beat Antonio Cesaro in a non-title match
(Santino needs to go away for a awhile. Cesaro needs to drop the title to Ryder or someone cool. Jesus, thank you WWE for making a foreigner a US title holder.)

Main Event: Kane and Daniel Bryan wrestled Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow to a DQ in a Lumberjack Match.
(How in the hell do you not have a winner in a lumberjack match? Oh, you have other tag teams run in. What in the fuck are you doing WWE? You are killing Kane again. You got DB looking like an ass. Then you got no real tag teams. Usos are pointless. Prime Time Players are nothing without AW. Even throwing tag teams together are blowing up in your face. What the fuck, WWE? Damn you for also ruining the ending by having this shit on. )


Final Thoughts: To quote a fan on a youtube channel - WWE is for families and TNA is for grown ups. However, WWE is a company and TNA is a wrestling promotion. Tonight showed that this was for kids. Nothing really good for the grown ups except for the tits and ass or should I say the women's match. I think I will not be any easier to make my opinion known that WWE is fucking up and TNA is getting better. See you all for WWE Raw. Here comes the real pain.................




Gene The Grappler