Note: This should be an interesting WWE Raw. John Cena and Triple H will be back on TV. Also John Cena and Johnny Ace will face off. I hope CM Punk will be in action and also some good things because watching WWE Raw lately is hard to do. Johnny Ace is going through a big power struggle as of late. So with all that, here's WWE Raw.......
Opening Segment: Triple H is on the way to the ring. Johnny Ace stops him and tells him some bullshit. Triple H will speak his mind in the ring and good luck with John Cena this Sunday at the Over The Limit PPV. Triple H comes to the ring and rips Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman and some lawyer guy comes in to serve Triple H with lawsuit for Brock Lesnar. Triple H attacks Paul Heyman and he says he will sue him as well.
(This is going to be a dumb and long drawn way for the hype with Triple H and Brock Lesnar. I can't wait for them to wrestle or actually fight. This was total bullshit though. )
Match#1: CM Punk and Santino Marella vs. Daniel Bryan and Cody Rhodes
Winners: CM Punk and Santino Marella
(Please explain why is CM Punk starting the show. What the fuck? This is suppose to be done on Smackdown but not on WWE Raw. Really? I am already pissed because the opening segment was lame but now I have to see my boy do a match early. It was a good match but what the fuck.)
Match#2: Beth Phoenix vs. Alicia Fox
Winner: Beth Phoenix
(This was a squash for Beth. Layla should be scared but then again, I hope Kharma comes soon we can see a real womens wrestling match. Alicia Fox can sell the hell out of getting the shit beat out of her.)
Match#3: Big Show vs. Kane
Winner: Kane
Bad News: Show is fired from WWE (alledgedly)
(So this was suppose to be Big Show's last match but I call bullshit. This was a total joke to me. Not only did Johnny Ace distract Big Show but this was a waste of time. I hope Big Show kills Johnny Ace ASAP.)
Match#4: Brodus Clay, Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs. The Miz, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger
Winners: Brodus, Kofi and R-Truth
(This was the clusterfuck moment of the night. Too many bodies moving around in this match. Love the ending but still a huge clusterfuck. )
Match#5: Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Y2J by DQ with an assist to Sheamus
(This was a good match until the end. I do think it was a nice setup to the Final 4 Way WHC Title Match. This did have some good spots and points from Sheamus in the match. The ending sucked though.)
The Main Event: John Cena and Johnny Ace in the ring. Laurinaitis talks about how good he is and how John Cena is a loser. He says he will prove after that Over the Limit, all of the fans are losers. Laurinaitis goes on and John Cena's music interrupts. Cena comes out and starts sniffing Laurinaitis. He says desperation is such a stinky cologne and starts making jokes on Laurinaitis. Cena rips into Laurinaitis for how he fired Big Show. Cena runs down some of Laurinaitis' failures and calls him a loser. Cena calls Laurinaitis a loser about 20 times and mocks Jim Carrey. Cena goes on and asks the fans how many want to beat Laurinaitis. Everyone cheers. Cena goes on and on, saying he will destroy Laurinaitis at Over the Limit. Laurinaitis tries to talk and Cena just interrupts him by calling him a loser again. In honor of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Cena tells Laurinaitis to go "puck" himself and tosses a hockey puck on the mat. Laurinaitis says he's taller than Cena and better looking than him. Eve Torres comes walking down and whispers something. She hands a paper to Laurinaitis but Cena snatches it out of his hand. The Board says their match at Over the Limit will be a singles match, there will be no special referee or anything, any Superstar who interferes will be terminated and if Laurinaitis loses the match, he will be fired as well. Cena's music hits but he wants to hear the big announcement that they were hyping earlier. Laurinaitis just smacks Cena and leaves the ring. Laurinaitis storms off to the back as Cena looks off and RAW goes off the air.
(This is from NoDq.Com's recap of the ending of Raw. I had to use it because it tells the ending of the show better than I could. This was the funniest thing I ever saw on Raw in years. I still don't like Cena but he did get my attention. What's funny is the smack at the end and also the match for this Sunday. Johnny Ace could be fired. )
Final Thoughts: The show as a whole was good until the Big Show firing. I know he's not fired but we will see. The ending made the rest of the show look good. I guess I will have to watch this bullshit PPV to see what goes on with WWE. I also hope that Smackdown is good this week and also TNA Impact. Until then, go puck yourself Big Johnny!
Gene The Grappler
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