WWE Money In The Bank PPV 7/15/12

Note: I am going to be looking at this PPV as a good thing or the shittiest thing on PPV.


Pre Show Match: Hunico and Camacho vs. R-Truth and Kofi Kingston - Tag Team Title Match
Winners: Little Jimmy in Paradise (Truth and Kofi)
(WWE hates their tag team champions. Poor Kofi and Truth are stuck in mid card hell because Vince does not know how to book these guys. This match was proof that WWE hates their tag team titles and the people that holds them. I really hate that they keep the mexican guys because they make cool heels. I had to watch this mess. I wanted to watch TV.)

Match#1 - World Heavyweight Title Money In The Bank Match:  Dolph Ziggler vs. Damien Sandow vs. Santino Marella vs. Christian vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Tensai vs. Tyson Kidd vs. Sin Cara
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
(Well it is good that he got the title contract. It is also good that he is going to get the shot. What pisses me off is that he might be the first guy to win MITB but don't get a title. Don't blame Vickie, or creative, but look in the mirror. I hope Dolph can finally get that goddamn brass ring.)

Match#2 - World Heavyweight Title Match: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner: Sheamus
(ADR looked good up to the PPV. Basically ADR is a joke. Sheamus made him look like a joke tonight. This was a good match but a joke because ADR is never going to catch a break. Sheamus is going to lose the title soon but I hope ADR gets some redemption for this PPV.)

Match#3 - Titus O'Neil and Darren Young vs. Primo and Epico
Winners:Primo and Epico
(This could have been a good match to see on Superstars but not on a PPV. Filler is what this was. I don't care about either of these teams. I also think that this was garbage.)

Match#4 - No DQ WWE Title Match: Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk
Winner: CM Punk
(This should have been the fucking main event! This was the best fucking match on the PPV. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan made this a great match to see. AJ did her part also. The angle might be shit but this match was the shit. This is going to be a match of the year candidate for me. This should have been saved for the end but CM Punk nor Bryan aren't ass kissers to Cena.)

Match#5 - Ryback vs. Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks
Winner: Ryback
(Filler time.........Boring.)

Match#6 - Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka vs. Beth Phoenix, Natalya and Eve Torres
Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka
(Five seconds of tits and ass does not fill enough time to gear up for the main event. This was good for my libido but it was boring at times. I think WWE hates women's wrestling. This was dumb.)

Main Event - Money in the Bank Ladder Match for a WWE Title Shot: Kane vs. Chris Jericho vs. Big Show vs. John Cena vs. The Miz
Winner: John Cena
(This was a no brainer! We all knew that Cena was going to win. This was a waste of a main event. Punk/Bryan should have closed the show. Cena is going to take the belt from Punk so Vince can get his golden egg back in the spotlight. Super Cena is back in full effect.)


Final Thoughts: PUNK/BRYAN SHOULD HAVE ENDED THE FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!! Cena winning could have been done in the middle of the fucking show. Vince hates the tag teams and divas. This was a dumb PPV with one good match. So I guess watching Raw tomorrow will be something to do. Until then, just remember that anyone can book a wrestling show but WWE shoes us how to do it wrong.








Gene The Grappler