3/29/12

Gene The Grappler Wrestlemania Predictions 2012


WWE Wrestlemania 28 Predictions:

The Rock vs. John Cena
Winner: The Rock
(If this does not end with someone fucking up the ending, I want The Rock to win big. Cena needs a new gimmick ASAP. I am tired of the clean image. Cena is an asshole. He needs to take a page from R-Truth and shed some of that babyface hype. Also, if The Rock does not win then it will be like Rock/Hogan where Hogan loss to make Rock look good. Team Bring It! #bootstoasses)

WWE Title Match: Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
Winner: CM Punk
(Y2J is a great heel but some of the shit he said was out of line. I don't want to know CM Punk's life story. I care if he wrestles or not. CM Punk is the best in the world. Y2J needs to go back to his shitty band and go away for good. CM Punk needs to focus on better competition. #bestintheworld)

World Heavyweight Title Match: Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Sheamus
(Daniel Bryan's time as a champion is over. Not because Sheamus can beat him but because his gimmick is getting old fast. I would love to see AJ turn on him and be with Sheamus then losing the title. Sheamus can make a great run with the belt until Summerslam. Daniel Bryan should be a great champion again later in the year but the belt is going to Sheamus. #greatwhite)

Hell In a Cell: Triple H vs. The Undertaker
Special Referee: Shawn Michaels
Winner: Undertaker
(This match is the blemish on the whole PPV. This is an interesting match with big implications. At first, I wanted this match to end in a draw but then again, I hate matches like that. I also don't want this match to end with the someone running in or a DQ finish. With HBK being the guest ref, this causes a conflict. I picked Taker to win only because if he does not, then Triple H and HBK fucked up the best thing in the WWE. #RIPDX)

Team Ace: David Otunga, Drew McIntyre, Mark Henry, The Miz, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler (with John Laurinaitis, Vickie Guerrero and Brie Bella) vs. Team Long: Santino Marella, Zack Ryder, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, The Great Khali and Booker T (with Teddy Long, Aksana, Nikki Bella and Hornswoggle)
Winners: Not the fans......
(This has clusterfuck all over it. This is like watching cars crash. I don't know if this is going to be a elimination match or a tag team match. I will assume a tag team match. I have not cared for GM role since Austin/Bischoff. Teddy Long been GM of Smackdown for years. Vickie was also GM of Smackdown for a while. Johnny Ace is boring and bland. So I guess this is the only match I won't pick a winner only because we as fans lose either way. Teddy wins, we get a face. Johnny wins, then we got fucked.)

Intercontinental Title Match: Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes
Winner: Cody Rhodes
(This is a waste of a match. Cody Rhodes should be facing guys like Kofi or someone in the mid card. Show does not need this title. This is a lame match but they made it worth a watch. Sorry but don't really care but Cody is going to win by cheating. If Show wins, then Vince must hate Show.)

Kane vs. Randy Orton
Winner: RKO
(This is another lame match for the PPV. I don't care for Kane now that he's back to mid card status. RKO is only in this match to get him ready for another title push. Or he's waiting for Wade Barrett to come back so they can both get a title push. Kane is about to retire like Taker is going to. #rkoviper)

Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos vs. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres
Winners: Beth and Eve
(I saved this match for last to vent about the bullshit of this match. So they could not give Beth a singles match but get her a match with a B list entertainment reporter? Really WWE? Kelly Kelly is the female Cena. She is all over the magazines and internet. Beth is a champion with no competition. Maybe she should do like Chyna and win the IC title. Eve is in this match only because she has to be promoted as a heel. This is some fucking bullshit! I don't care for this match and with Maria's ribs hurting like crazy, I want Beth to win then move the fuck on.)

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