Dear WWE Superstars and Diva,
This Sunday is your big payday. This is your Super Bowl,
World Series, and National Championship all in one package. As a fan, I am
expecting you all the give 110%. What bothers me is that most of you are only
in the biggest PPV of the year because there needed to be filler for the big
matches. What troubles me also is that the three big matches are not for the
title but for nostalgia reasons. As a blogger and a fan, I want to address all
the matches this weekend and give my opinion as a fan. I already gave my
predictions but this is more to be a smart mark. With that said, this is my
analysis and opinion on the entire card:
The Rock vs. John Cena
(This is the first match that I speak of that does not have
a title defended. This is the most overly hype match in wrestling. As a real
fan, I wish this match would just be a one and done thing but since you want to
prolong this to the point of where fans are broke from spending money on this
match. Even the documentary proves my point because out of all the matches,
this is getting more press than any other match itself. I don’t have anymore to
say because god knows that everything was said on Monday. I just want this to
end so Cena can move on and The Rock can go back to movies and other projects.)
WWE Title Match: Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
(At first, this was going to be a great match. This is
another match with an old star will clash with a current star. This was going
to be a match to talk about. Then somewhere along the line, someone wanted this
to be a real life drama. Y2J brought up Punk’s family drama. Why? Mind games?
Again, why? CM Punk is going to be a great champ but does not need this amount
of bullshit in a match. We all know that Y2J is going to disappear before Summerslam
to be in his band. CM Punk will still be there. )
World Heavyweight Title Match: Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan
(This will be the opening match. Why? No one really cares
about this title. Daniel Bryan only got this title because of a big clusterfuck
with Mark Henry and Big Show. Daniel Bryan went from fan favorite to creepy
heel. The title turned him like in Lord of The Rings. So he has a girlfriend?
AJ is very cute and very wholesome. Sheamus is the 2012 Royal Rumble winner. He
had no choice to take on Bryan . CM
Punk was going to be busy with Y2J. Sheamus is out of mid card hell but he
stuck on Smackdown because he’s not ready for Raw. This will be a great match
but only if it’s not the first match but it will be. )
Hell In a Cell: Triple H vs. The Undertaker
Special Referee: Shawn Michaels
(Oh my god! Where to begin with this match? Ok just to make
this clear, most of the adult fans know that Triple H lost to Taker twice at
Wrestlemania before. We are not that dumb! Also we also know that Triple H is
like the Hogan of WWE now. He is married to Steph and is the son in law to
Vince. Shawn is a buddy and on Vince’s good side. Taker is not the same.
Taker’s bones are getting rusted. The dead man is losing his luster. If Cena
and The Rock is the uber main event, then this is the other uber main event.
Either way this match goes, we as the fans will either be fucked over or fucked
with. I hope this ends clean like The Rock and Cena. Don’t give us another
Montreal Screwjob! )
Team Ace: David Otunga, Drew McIntyre, Mark Henry, The Miz,
Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler (with John Laurinaitis, Vickie Guerrero and Brie
Bella) vs. Team Long: Santino Marella, Zack Ryder, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, The
Great Khali and Booker T (with Teddy Long, Aksana, Nikki Bella and Hornswoggle)
(This is a large clusterfuck on paper and a bigger
clusterfuck to see. Most of these guys are in mid card hell or on Vince’s shit
list. No one really cares who the fake GM of the shows is but we do want to see
who is going to leave the WWE. Johnny Ace is so plain and dry. Teddy Long is
the token black management type. This is just a big clusterfuck. I do feel
sorry for guys like Ryder, Kofi, and even Santino. These guys can do more than
a novelty match. Guys like Ziggler, Swagger, and Drew needs to be pushed more
than the mid card. The fans don’t win seeing this. This is another match with
lots of hype with no title up for grabs. )
Intercontinental Title Match: Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes
Kane vs. Randy Orton
(These two matches are filler matches. These matches are to
kill time before the bigger matches. RKO and Big Show are suppose to be stars
but I think they are in the border with main event and mid card hell. Kane is
like Taker and needs to let the career go. Poor Cody is a pawn because he needed
a match. Basically this is filler. )
Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos vs. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix
and Eve Torres
(I save this match for because this is the worst thing that
WWE ever had done. This is up there with Floyd Merriweather and Big Show, Pete
Rose and Kane, and even Mr. T. and Roddy Piper. Just because Maria Menounos is
a B list celebrity entertainment reporter, they had to get her to wrestle. She
was on WWE TV before with Nancy O’Dell. This pisses me off because the most of
the guys that have titles are defending their titles but why a great woman
wrestler like Beth is is being used like a tool. What upsets me even further is
that Kelly Kelly is just like Cena. They both are the poster kids for WWE.
Vince hates the term wrestlers but that’s what you do, wrestle. I like to see
wrestling not models and bodybuilders. Vince and his team have to try to attach
themselves to popular things but over use them. This match is the worse thing
on the PPV, period. )
Between the pageantry, the bullshit, the hype and all the
other shit going on, this is not my Wrestlemania. I want to see wrestling not
bullshit. With all that said, as a fan, I hope you prove me wrong and show that
this is going to be wrestling not bullshit. I am paying $65 to see the best all
year. I don’t want to see celebrities fucking up matches. If any celebrities
fuck up a match, I think wrestlers need to fuck up their shows, movies, and
concerts. Beth already did that to Extra but no one watches that shitty show.
Please for the love of all things good, bring the A game. Not the C game.
Gene The Grappler (Eugene Chandler III)
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