WWE Smackdown 3/23/12
Note: This should be an interesting WWE Smackdown because this is last few weeks of WWE TV before WM28. The stage is set and it is now we will have the teams for Teddy Long and Johnny Ace. So here's WWE Smackdown.......
Opening Segment: World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan and his girlfriend AJ Lee open the show. Bryan gets massive heat from the crowd as he tells AJ to explain why she loves him. Sheamus interrupts the segment and declares he will win the World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania 28.
(This was an ok way to start the show. DB is laughable now as a heel because he is making himself look like he's a real role model. AJ is slowly becoming the girlfriend that does not see anything wrong. Most of what she said was funny as hell. Sheamus coming out at the end made this a better segment because he had some funny lines.)
Match#1: Mark Henry squashed R-Truth.
(R-Truth needs to be a heel again. Good R-Truth sucks. Mark Henry is still wrestling and making guys look good. He really can't wrestle but then again he can take a punch. If Taker retires, Mark Henry needs to go as well.)
Match#2: AJ Lee beat Brie Bella after a distraction from Daniel Bryan.
(This was a comical match because the Bellas are funny. AJ is slowly learning how to wrestle but she could not carry Brie in the match. Thank god it was a quick match.)
Match#3: Zack Ryder defeated Jack Swagger.
(WWWYKI! Zack won a match! Thank god. I am tired of the drama with him and Eve. It's stupid. Poor Swagger lost to Long Island Iced Z......#WWWYKI)
Match#4: Big Show beat Kane by DQ after Cody Rhodes interfered. After Show chased Cody off through the crowd, Randy Orton slid into the ring and hit Kane with a RKO.
(This has clusterfuck written all over it. Not only you got Big Show chasing Cody Rhodes but RKO coming to get Kane. Nice match but this was a set up for WM 28 for these men. )
Match#5: Brodus Clay beat Heath Slater in a quick squash match.
(So tired of this act and feel sorry for Heath for being a patsy for going along with this. I don't want to see a man jiggle. It's nasty at best. Vince must get off looking at him jiggle.)
Dolph Ziggler comes out with John Laurinaitis and David Otunga and The Great Khali comes out with Teddy Long and Santino Marella. Laurinaitis calls for the bell when Ziggler applies the sleeper to end the match. Teddy restarts the match and threatens to count Ziggler out and he does. Santino and Kofi Kingston take care of Ziggler and toss him back in the ring where Khali lays him out with a big chop.
(Ok, this was a epic clusterfuck. The ending has screwjob all over it. Team Teddy and Team Johnny is all set. I just want to see this match at WM 28 and then move the fuck on. )
Main Event: CM Punk and Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan and The Miz in the main event. Sheamus got the pin over Miz after a Brogue Kick.
(The Miz is showing signs of a jobber. Holy shit, there are jobbers in the PG Era! DB ran like a little bitch. Sheamus and CM Punk was the winners of the match and the whole fucking show. This was a good match but too much inasity involved.)
Final Thoughts: I cannot wait for the hype of WM 28 to finally end next week. This week's WWE Raw and Smackdown will lay the groundwork for WM 28. Also I cannot wait for this month to be over because March is a weird month to me anyways. So all I can tell you is that this was not a bad Smackdown but it was not up to par with a lot of good things I would love to see from WWE. So until WWE Raw, I can end this week not disappointed but excited.
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