WWE Raw Review 10/1/12

Note: The end of last week's WWE Raw did send chills down my spine. I hope this week is better. I hope there is no John Cena. I also hope we can try to have some matches and less hype for all the bullshit that's going on. I don't care if they show CM Punk doing a clinic and we see Kane and DB kill the tag team division. Here's WWE Raw.

Opening Segment: CM Punk and Paul Heyman comes out to the ring to do a promo. Dolph and Vickie comes out after a Paul Heyman tirade. AJ Lee comes out to settle this mess. DB and Kane come out for no reason. AJ Lee goes mental.

Match#1: Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio vs. Epico and Primo
Winners: Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio
(These guys are boring me to tears. Epico and Primo basically was jobbers in this match. I am sorry but Sin Cara and Rey are not the team to have in a tag team tournament. I am sorry but this was a fucking waste of a match. I wish this was in the middle not the beginning. )

Match#2: Brodus Clay vs. Antonio Cesaro
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
(This was a bullshit match. Not only have we stop seeing kids dancing with Brodus but he jobbed to someone with less talent. This was another wasted match. So that means we saw two bullshit matches in one sitting. This is a good way to fill the first hour of WWE Raw.)

Match#3: Zack Ryder vs. The Miz
Winner: The Miz
(This was a jobber match for Zack Ryder. He must have really pissed off Vince or WWE really hates Zack Ryder. The Miz basically got a free win off this bullshit. So this is another wasted match on TV. Damn you Vince!!!!)

WHC Title Debate: Big Show and Sheamus with Booker T. moderating
Winner: Sheamus
(This was stupid. This was another wasted spot because we all know that we are in the middle of a presidential election. I could not even take this shit seriously. Thank you WWE for wasting my time and also my fucking life with this bullshit. )

Match#4: Ryback vs. Tensai
Winner: Ryback
(This was a match that was seen last Friday on Smackdown. This was another waste of time and man power. What's funny is that Ryback couldn't lift Tensai. He won by a clothesline. WTF WWE! Really WWE!?!?!??!!)

Match#5: Eve vs. Beth Phoenix
Winner: Eve
(This was not a good match. Eve is being the bitch she has been again. Poor Beth is being used to job for Eve. This was a dumb ass match. I am beginning to sense a clusterfuck in the making. )

Match#6: Santino Marella vs. Heath Slater
Winner: Santino by DQ.
(So tell me if you heard this joke: Three jobbers take out another jobber. This was the clusterfuck of all clusterfucks right here. Santino was taken out by three jobbers. What the fuck? I have officially seen the dumbest shit ever.)

Match#7: Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
Winner: Sheamus
(This match lasted a long ass time. Why? Because of the fact that they are hyping up the team of Damien Sandow and also Cody Rhodes. My god! Sheamus was working like he had no choice. This was officially the longest match on WWE TV. Thank you God for Sheamus. )

Jim Ross Fan Appreciation Night: Michael Cole starts the segment. CM Punk and Paul Heyman come out to interrupt. CM Punk disrespects JR. JR walks away but Ryback comes down to help JR. CM Punk gets out the ring as Ryback stare at him.
(What the fucking point of the appreciation nights if someone ruins them? This was Vince basically rubbing salt on JR. They are making CM Punk a heel because people were starting to like him. Just like people want to like Zack Ryder but he's being jobbed. This was an insult to all us fans of the attitude era. Thank you Ryback for changing the ending. Thank you and feed him.)

Match#8: Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston
Winner: ADR
(This was a gimme match. Kofi was a jobber. ADR was the super heel. Thank you WWE for not forcing another ADR/Sheamus match.)

Main Event: Daniel Bryan and Kane vs. CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler
Winners: Team Hell No! (Kane and DB)
(Well this match was just as long as Sheamus' match. What is WWE doing? Making the end matches longer but shortening the earlier matches. What made this match funny was seeing Dolph leave like CM Punk did some time ago. This was a good match to end it with. This was a good way to make something memorable. Sad because this was a weak ending.)

Final Thoughts: Last Monday was the seeds of a clusterfuck. Tonight was a full blown clusterfuck. I have never been so insulted with the short matches, and then with the shit with JR. I mean I think Vince, Triple H, and Steph are trying to alienate the the older fans and the kids are eating this bullshit up. One thing that is funny is there was no Cena. So I might have to admit that no Cena means shittier shows. I am going to burn my fucking memory and hope TNA will be better. See you all for TNA Impact.







Gene The Grappler