Note: Well it is time for TNA to shine. WWE start the official new year with the best show they could possibly do. So as we get ready for the best of what TNA can do please bear in mind that TNA could sink or swim this year. No Jeff Jarrett? No AJ Styles after this show tonight? Dixie is running things like Stephanie McMahon is in WWE. The title match is a copy of CM Punk and John Cena in WWE. Basically this is going to make or break TNA tonight. If this doesn't then next week's PPV on TV will. Here's TNA Impact...
Match#1: Joseph Park and Eric Young vs. BroMans (Robbie E. and Jesse Godderz)
Winners: BroMans
(I always try to think of why WWE makes bad opening matches but I need to wonder what the fuck was this shit. First of all, I am not a fan of BroMans as tag champs. Also I don't know why we are seeing Joseph Park when we should be seeing Abyss. EY is basically a non existant player. This wasn't pointless because BroMans supposedly took out Jospeh Park by orders of Dixie Carter. Moving on...)
Match#2: Samoa Joe vs. Ethan Carter III
Winner: No Contest
(Before this match started, EC III tried to beat up Samoa Joe in the back. That was the dumbest thing to do for EC III. This was actually a good match but the ending sucked. Also why would EC III and Rockstar Spud be dumb to take out Samoa Joe's knee? If this ended right, Joe would have gave EC III his first lost but we got to see more carnage in the name of Dixie Carter. )
Match#3: Kurt Angle vs. Kaz and Daniels - Steel Cage Challenge
Winner: Kurt Angle
(This was looking to be a clusterfuck but was saved when Angle won the match. Before the match started, I was hoping to see Angle and Roode fight before next week but that's when we got a 2 on 1 handicap cage match. Also TNA does have a way of changing matches or stipulations on the fly. I will admit that this was a good match but the weird part was seeing Angle win. )
Match#4: Bobby Roode vs. Sting - Steel Cage Match
Winner: Bobby Roode
(I laughed when this was announced. Bobby Roode would have lost this match if it wasn't for EC III and Rockstar Spud. TNA does have an unique way to change or fuck up a good cage match. I loved the fact that most of this match was in favor of Roode before the cheating. Actually, this could have been the match of the night but the ending fucked that up. Plus I was hoping to see Sting get beat but that wasn't the case. Time to end this shitty show. )
Main Event: Magnus vs. AJ Styles - No DQ/Undisputed TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Winner: Magnus
(I use the word clusterfuck when something is so shitty that it is just a cluster of dumb shit. This match was the definition of the word and more. So this match is a no disqualification match, that's good. So explain to me why the entire heel faction of TNA came out to help Magnus? I mean it was like evil taking over the kingdom. AJ Styles only had one friend, Sting. All the others would be taken out or told to leave. This match was going to be a great match but this was basically a big fuck you to AJ Styles. Since AJ Styles is not a part of TNA after this show, then it was fitting to see how they fucked up the ending. Time to end this review. )
Final Thoughts: What did I just watch? What did I just waste two hours on? So Dixie Carter is basically doing a Vince McMahon? Dixie Carter is not a wrestling promoter. She is not a sexy woman. She barely can act. What I just saw was grade A bullshit. This was like watching a bitch exact her vengeance on everyone else. We also got to see an old WWE storyline with AJ Styles and Magnus replacing CM Punk and John Cena. By the way, unlike more people, I feel that AJ Styles is not in TNA and is not going to be in TNA anytime soon. We all know that Jeff Hardy is not going to be on TNA until after the TV tapings in Engaland. So basically we saw nothing but payback and also some creepy and weird segments. Also just want people to know that Bully Ray as this dark role isn't going to keep me watching TNA. So see you all for WWE Smackdown. At least the main event there is better than this one.
Gene The Grappler
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