TNA Impact Review 4/26/12

Note: Usually I would say something about the gain or decline of TNA programming. I will hold all those comments until the end. I am going to make this a short and sweet review because the ending is going to make me and you all sick. Funny but sick. Here's TNA Impact........

Opening Segment: Jeremy Borash comes out and calls out Eric Bischoff for his tweets against him. Jeremy Borash wants a match and because of tonight's rules, Eric Bischoff has to accept. Before they can get it on, Bully Ray attacks Jeremy Borash allowing Bischoff to get the pin. Bischoff takes a pic of Borash with his camera phone to post on Twitter.
(This was probably the most dumbest thing to have ever been done. This is like Mean Gene calling out Vince McMahon. I really like the ideal but this was the dumbest thing to start this show. TNA just got my anger up three points.)

Devon defeated Bully Ray to retain the Television Title.
(I don't know if this is sad or tragic. They were the best tag team ever! They had to end. Bully Ray is not a main eventer. Neither is Devon. However, Devon has a title not a tag team title. I actually like this match only because of the ending and also for the fact that this was not a shitty match. Thank you TNA and thank you Dudley Boys.)

Angle defeated Anarquia with an Ankle Lock.
(This was sad to see. Anarquia basically fell for this asinine match. We all know that Angle is the shit in TNA. This was basically a jobber match for Angle to show people he's still the man in TNA. There is not a lot else to say. It's true......It's damn true.)

Robbie E defeated Alex Silva with a DDT.
(Who cares? Not me.........I just lost minutes watching this excuse for a match. )

Brooke Tessmacher defeated Gail Kim in a non-title match.
(Thank you Gail Kim for showing me what a woman can do in the ring. Brooke is still green and not a good wrestler but Gail can make a women's match look good. Too bad Gail Kim could not do this in WWE. However, they have divas not wrestlers. Thank you Gail Kim. Brooke is not ready to be TNA Knockouts Champ.)

Magnus and Samoa Joe defeated Mr. Anderson and Jeff Hardy to retain the Tag Team Titles.
(Magnus and Samoa Joe are the shit! They are the tag team champs. Why was Anderson and Hardy put in this match. This was a good match though. The ending with Daniels and Kaz was bullshit though.)

Eric Bischoff, Ric Flair and a few other heel wrestlers come out for Bischoff's farewell party. Flair praised Bischoff before they were interrupted by Garett Bischoff, Jeremy Borash, Austin Aries and a few other wrestlers. The faces reveal a port-a-potty which they intend on putting Bischoff in. After the heels with Eric Bischoff brawl with Garett Bischoff's wrestlers, Jeremy Borash and Garett Bischoff take Eric to the port-a-potty. Garett and JB shove the port-a-potty over. Eric comes out covered in crap as the segment ends. 
(Well TNA gets points for originality. This was a good way to send off Eric Bischoff. No more evil dictator. I know this is not over but I loved the ending even though it made me sick. Shit on TV is still shit on TV. )

Final Thoughts: This was a ok TNA but the ending literally made me sick. The matches were ok but I think it is time for TNA to do more to make people want to watch the TV show and also their PPVs. I guess ok is good for TNA. See you all for WWE Smackdown.






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