WWE Raw Review 4/2/12

Note: I know that my Wrestlemania review was late but you try to write and host a party. I had 13 guys in one room at a secret location in Detroit MI. All of us are watching this PPV and trying to keep the police and fire out of the room. I will be hosting another PPV party in Detroit either at SummerSlam or Survivor Series. This should be a clusterfuck. I say that because there will be fall out from the PPV and I also think someone is going to make an impact on the WWE. Here’s WWE Raw: The Aftermath of Wrestlemania……

Opening Segments: Johnny Ace and David Ontunga start off Raw with the rest of the locker room. He speaks about this is the era of people power. CM Punk comes in and calls Johnny Ace a tool. So Johnny Ace calls for two matches for tonight. Santino Marella faces Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger for the U.S. title. The other match is CM Punk vs. Mark Henry for the WWE title.

The Rock comes out and basically says that he beat Cena and that he’s the true people’s champion. The Rock talks about having a dream about being the WWE champ again.

Match#1: Santino Marella vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger for the U. S. title.

Winner: Santino Marella

(This was Johnny Ace’s way to punish Santino for last night’s PPV. This was actually a good match. I actually thought that Santino was going to lose the title but he won because of the bickering between Ziggler and Swagger. The Cobra won. )

Match#2: Lord Tensai (Albert) vs. Alex Reilly

Winner: Lord Tensai

(This was a squash match. This was a premier match. This was a so-so match. Nothing else needs to be said about this match. Lord Tensai is the new mid card talent.)

Match#3: CM Punk vs. Mark Henry for the WWE title.

Winner: Mark Henry by count out.

(This was a good match. Both guys were hurting from the PPV. This could have been a great PPV match but was wasted on Raw. CM Punk is still the best in the world!)

Match#4: Cody Rhodes vs. Kofi Kingston

Winner: Kofi Kingston with an assist from new IC Champ Big Show.

(This was a quick and steady match. There was many aerial moves and also high flying. This was good for both men. Cody looked good without the IC belt. I hope to see this match again soon. This time without Big Show interruption.)

Match#5: The Miz vs. Zack Ryder

Winner: The Miz

(Here goes another match that was good. Both these guys worked their asses off last night and tonight. This was one of those matches I don’t want to forget but I will. This was a great match to end with for Raw. )

John Cena comes out to thank and congratulate The Rock. He talked about not going with the hate and how he will work his ass off. Instead of The Rock, we get the next best thing….Brock Lesnar! He comes, he shakes Cena’s hands and then he Cena gets an F5.

(This was the best way to end Raw. We as fans wanted to see this man come back to WWE. No more bullshit about UFC/MMA because he’s back to wrestling. This was the best way to end Raw. This will mean that we will finally see Cena become evil. )

Final Thoughts: Up until the ending of Raw, we had some of the lose ends tied up. We also saw a debut and more drama. I guess I left out some things but only because it will be seen on Smackdown. Also Johnny Ace will be around for a while and will be fucking up everything that is good with the WWE. So until Smackdown, I will see you all for TNA Impact. Also, starting soon, there will be changes in the way I will blog the results and also other things. Good night all……..

Gene The Grappler