6/22/12

TNA Impact Review 6/21/12

Note: I don't care about the BFG series and the fucking points. I miss the old TNA when it was taped and I miss the dumb shit. Here's TNA Impact.........

Opening Segment: Austin Aries and Hogan are in the ring. Aries will face Roode for the TNA Title but only if  he give up the X Title. Roode interrupts and chaos ensues.
(I live Aries but not like this. Don't make him give up a title to never with another title in TNA. This was pointless but I am in the minority. I guess I hate that someone else will be X Division Champ soon.)

Mr. Anderson vs. Christopher Daniels: BFG Series Match
WINNER: Anderson. Anderson gets 7 points.
(Good match, but don't fucking care about the points.)

Kurt Angle vs. Robbie E: BFG Series Match
WINNER: Angle via submission, Angle gets 10 points for a submission.
(Weak match. Don't care about points.)

Mangus vs. AJ Styles: BFG Series Match
WINNER: Magnus; Magnus gets 7 points.
(Good match but you get my point about the points.)

Tara vs. Taeler Hendrix: Gut Check Match
WINNER: Tara
(This girl will be back because TNA needs new female talent. I hate this gut check shit though. Reminds me of WWE NXT or WWE Tough Enough.)

Samoa Joe vs. James Storm: BFG Series Match
WINNER: Storm; Storm gets 7 points to bring him to 27 points.
(Good match. Nice to see Samoa Joe. Moving on.)

Bully Ray vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero: BFG Series Match
WINNER: Pope; Pope gets 7 points.
(Pope is in the new Batman movie. Good match. Moving on.....)

Miss Tessmacher vs. Mickie James: Knockouts Title Match
WINNER: Tessmacher.
(I miss Gail Kim as champ. This was dumb to watch for me. )

Jeff Hardy vs. RVD: BFG Series Match
WINNER: Hardy; Hardy gets 7 points.
(This was cool to see like 10 years ago but not now.)

Main Event: (This is from No DQ Official Website. I could not have even tried to type all this shit in one sitting. ) Now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for, as Dixie Carter and AJ styles come out arm in arm to face the music in front of the Impact Zone fans. Dixie says that this has been going on for a long time and these situations never have a positive outcome. People are hurt, lives and families are destroyed, and...uh...AJ takes the microphone and tells Dixie that they can leave right now and they don't have to tell anyone anything. Dixie hesitates as AJ leads Dixie to the ropes, but some girl who I assume to be AJ's wife comes out to the ring looking really upset and comes into the ring to address the fans. I didn't catch her name, but she seems really attached to both AJ and Dixie and she can come to them with anything, and Dixie was there when she needed her. She's here to tell everyone the truth, and that's that Dixie and AJ aren't having an affair, but she's an addict who's trying to get clean. She drinks, she does pills, and it got so bad that she took money from her family and couldn't go to them for help, she wakes up in hotels with strangers, and that's when she went to Dixie and AJ for help and they were there. AJ took her to rehab, they weere there for her, and that's when Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian got in the way. The hotel room they went in was hers, Dixie and AJ were just trying to protect her, and Daniels is a liar. We see Daniels and Kazarian looking really pissed backstage, and the junkie girl freaks when she sees them come out to the ring and get in a fight with AJ. AJ totally loses his mind and destroys both of them by himself, nearly powerbombing Kazarian through the mat before taking Daniels out with a Pelle Kick, and he's on top of Daniels repeatedly punching him in the face as we call it a wrap.
(I don't know where to begin. So many shit is going on and I had to watch this shit three times. What upsets me even more is that I had to watch this more than once. This was fucking dumb. Thank you TNA for fucking up the end. Too many things going on but no wrestling. So with that said, fuck you TNA for this shit.)

Final Thoughts: I hate live TNA! Good night and see you for Smackdown.




Gene The Grappler




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