TNA Impact Review 2/14/13

Note: Well this is another episode of TNA Impacrt from London England. I am so excited to see TNA travel but also excited to see them do more shows on the road and no more shows in Florida. We will see more bullshit from Aces and Eights. We will see more dumb shit with Hogan and Sting. I just want to see good matches. Here's TNA Impact...............

Opening Segment: Hulk Hogan comes out to announce some matches for tonight to determine who is going to face Jeff Hardy for the TNA World Title. He brings out Sting and they announce a match with Aces and Eights.
(This was ok to start the show but we all know that without the champ on the show, we won't be getting much on tv. Also why do we have to get this clusterfuck of matches to get a number one contender.)

Match#1: Daniels vs. Magnus
Winner: Magnus
(This was a good match. I love seeing Daniels wrestle because he is better wrestling than talking most times. Magnus is also a good wrestler. I just hate they cant do more with him. This was a good match and so far happy to see something good. )

Match#2: Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner: No Contest
(I would have loved to see this match have an ending. I do not like that they basically pushed Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco off to Aces and Eights. This was good until they fucked up. We all know that Angle and Joe can give us good matches. With that said, hated the ending but loved the match. Bischoff and Brisco are a good tag team but not for Aces and Eights.)

Match#3: Party Marty and the Blossom Twins vs. Gail Kim, Tara, and Jesse
Winners: Gail Kim, Tara, and Jesse
(Well this was an obvious match. We all know that the rookies were not going to win. We all know this was to get the pop from the London crowd. This was garbage to see because it was so obvious. By the way, these kids they got from the reality show will be good in the main roster because it is going to be fun seeing a different group of people.)

Match#4: Rob Van Dam vs. James Storm
Winner: James Storm
(Well this was a mixed match for me. I love seeing James Storm be the TNA Stone Cold. However, I hate seeing RVD because he is basically a paycheck player. This was a good match only for James Storm because he is going to be TNA Champ in this year. As for RVD, time to go away.)

Match#5: Bobby Roode vs. Austin Aries
Winner: No Contest
(This was the funniest fucking match of all time. I think this can top any match with Santino Marella. This was funnier that seeing the imfamous poke of doom with Hogan and Nash. This was the best comedic match of the night but it could have been longer.)

Main Event: Hulk Hogan’s music plays and here comes Hulk-A-Mania! He makes his way to the ring. He grabs a mic. He says it has been crazy in the back and the fans have been sending the energy there. Hulk says it is not about him anymore. It is about the 8 men who may fight Hardy. It is decision time. 8 of those guys want to face Hardy, but only one will do so. Just then, Aces & 8s come out. They surround the ring. they get on the apron. Hulk looks around. Just then, Bully Ray comes out with a chain. He gets in and the group gets off the apron. They start playing games. He swings the chain at some of the members. Sting’s music plays and here comes The Icon. It has 3 bats and hands the others to Hulk and Ray. Sting carries a double bat for himself. Aces & 8s back up through the crowd with Devon getting his last words in.
(Boring and repetitve. Nothing more to say about this ending.)

Final Thoughts: Like I said before, TNA is the reverse of WWE when it comes to ending the show. We get good matches but the endings are more predictable and bland. We know that there will be a back and forth with Aces and Eights. We will see either Hogan, Sting, Bully Ray, all three or something else at the end of the show. So I guess I will watch WWE Smackdown to see if we are ready for the PPV this weekend. See you tomorrow readers.






Gene The Grappler