TNA Impact Review 2/7/13

Note: This is the second show from England. I love taped TNA because it does not leave much surprise and also makes it easier to bitch and complain about. I hope this is the better show because last week's show was ok but this should be a better show. I mean Aces and Eights have two more members but this is the week we see Sting and Bully Ray against Aces and Eights. So I guess this should be a good show. Here's TNA Impact..........

Opening Segment: Video presentation of the events of Aces and Eights, Bully Ray and Brooke wedding, and other crap on TNA.
(I am getting sick of these videos and recaps. I really think they do shit like this to annoy people who don't need to be reminded of the past. Moving on........)

Match#1: Kenny King vs. Zema Ion vs. Rob Van Dam - X-Division Title Match
Winner: Rob Van Dam
(If you have been reading this, you know I refer to RVD as a paycheck player. He is in TNA to get paid to either job or hold a shitty title. So this would normally be a good match for the X Division? It was not because I knew RVD was not going to lose the title. Also it is sad that Zema Ion and Kenny King basically were working this match. One of them should be champ but TNA is like WWE and scared to make someone a star than use an old man like RVD who is washed up. Good match until the end.)

Match#3: Jesse vs. James Storm
Winner: James Storm
(So TNA has a redneck, his name is James Storm. If you saw the pic floating around the internet, you saw him and Stone Cold together. So I guess the toughest SOB in TNA is a long haired redneck. So I am happy about seeing him literally kick ass and take names. This was a squash match for James Storm. We got what we wanted. So I guess this was ok to see. Moving on.....)

Match#4: Bobby Roode and Austin Aries vs. Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez - TNA Tag Team Title Match
Winner and New Tag Team Champions: Austin Aries and Bobby Roode
(I don't know if I should be pissed or happy to see a title change. I could be pissed because these men are not tag team champs. These men are top level champions. I have hated Bobby Roode but I still feel like he can be a good heel champ. Same with Austin Aries who is paralleling CM Punk. This match was a clusterfuck. This was so unorganized. I am not happy because this binds them together for at least a couple months. )

Match#5: Ms. Tessmacher vs. Tara - Non Title Match
Winner: Ms. Tessmacher
(I will admit that I could not watch this match without getting aroused. I don't like Tessmacher or Taryn the ref. I do like Tara. However, this was like watching soft core porn. All three of them were not only moving and also shaking their asses. I mean it was like being in a titty bar on college night. The match was ok only because of Tara but her ass was the main event. I am going to move on because this match is going to be in my dreams for a while.)

Main Event: Devon and Doc vs. Sting and Bully Ray - Tables Match
Winners: Bully Ray and Sting
(Ok, so when they talk about Aces and Eights in a match, why do they bother saying the group name? I mean we will either see Devon and DOC, or Devon and a masked member. Why bother? As for this match, it did make me remember why I love seeing tables matches. I love seeing the whole ending of smashing a table. Plus it was like seeing 3D or the Dudley Boyz reunited in a way. This was a good match but then again, I wished it was longer.)


Final Thoughts: So I guess this was a good show for the most part. I don't have much to bitch about except for the bullshit with Jeff Hardy. Why in the fuck they extended his contract? I will never know. As for the rest of TNA, well I guess next week will be a better show because this show was good. I really don't have much to complain about because it was hard to find one thing to complain about. However, tomorrow's WWE Smackdown is different so until then, let's remember this as a good day.









Gene The Grappler