WWE Royal Rumble 2013 PPV - 1/27/13

Note: Tonight's WWE Royal Rumble should either make people happy to be WWE fans or we will see the biggest uproar in the IWC and the WWE universe. This PPV is the setup for Wrestlemania. This PPV is the opening act for things to come. This PPV is a make or break night for everyone. I am hoping for good things or else I will go HAM on the WWE tonight. Here's WWE Royal Rumble........

Pre-Show/Match#1: Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz - WWE U.S. Title Match
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
(Ok, well I could use the arguement that this was not the time for Cesaro to lose the title. I could also use the fact that the Miz is not ready to be a mid card title holder. I am going to say that this whole match was bullshit because Cesaro should have dropped the title)

Match#2: Alberto Del Rio vs. The Big Show - WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
(This match was basically a no brainer. I say that because this match was destined to end the way it did. Basically, ADR is going to hold on to the title for a while longer. We will see Big Show back in the title hunt this week. Unlike the other title match, this was hyped with little notice and also was basically put in the back burner. So this is not over but then again, this is not beginning either.)

Match#3: Kane and Daniel Bryan (Team Hell No) vs. Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes (Team Rhodes Scholars) - WWE Tag Title Match
Winners: Team Hello No
(This would have been a better match if we had a feeling that Hell No was going to win the titles back. This was more so a filler match because of how they were not wrestling like normal. All four men were saving their energy for the battle royal. So basically, this was bullshit and filler. Fuck you WWE for this shit of a match. )

Match#4: WWE Royal Rumble Match - 30 Men To Win A Title Match @ Wrestlemania in NYC/NJ.
Winner: John Cena
Entrants Notes: Chris Jericho returned. Santino Marella returned from injury. Goldust returned. Rey Mysterio is back. Bo Dallas won entry via NXT match at the pre-show. Godfather returned.
(Before I go HAM about Vince's golden boy winning this rigged match, let me go over some good points about this whole event. One more thing before I start: NO Carlito or Shelton Benjamin! WTF!!!!! So that was a letdown. We did see Y2J come back to set Ziggler in his place. We did see a kid from NXT join the main event of a PPV. We also saw some other guys come back. However, that all was fucking pointless because WWE/Vince just gave the fans a huge fuck you. Why? Well after having a bad year so to speak, we will see Cena back in the main event at Wrestlemania. So basically, WWE fucked the fans and also made this fucking match pointless. We got to see lots of action, drama, comedy, and some twists but at the end, we all got fucked by Vince and John Cena. This could have ended different but we as a whole will never get what we want. I will save my HAM comments until the end.)

Main Event: The Rock vs. CM Punk - WWE Title Match
Winner: CM Punk

Match Restart: CM Punk vs. The Rock
Winner: The Rock - New WWE Champ
(If this had ended with CM Punk getting help from the Shield, we would see happier times. Vince almost stripped the title from CM Punk but The Rock wanted the match restarted. Not only that, basically we will get what Vince wanted: Rock/Cena II. The fans did not want to see that match again. So whomever paid to see this shit.......you got fucked. I got fucked seeing this for free. This and the rumble match was bullshit. Vince wanted to see how many people would be pissed to see his dream match. Not only that but we don't want to see this shit for the title, period.)

Final Thoughts: So WWE is back to TV 14. I am happy for that but the kids will be sad to see grown up action. However, they will get to see their champion back in the mix. Cena and Vince fucked all of us over. The Rock winning was not good for business as well. However, it will help his movies during the next few months. I loved that we got to see no Divas title match. The U.S. title match was garbage. The IC champ was in the Rumble match so we got fucked over with that. ADR and the WHC title is going to be safe for Smackdown viewers. Team Hell No's time is running out because we will have to see Kane go for one more run before retiring. So basically, Vince just fucked the fans, the viewers of the PPV, and most of our intelligence. I promised you all that I would go HAM on WWE but so tired from being fucked over and disappointed. Going to bed. See you all for WWE Raw which will continue the disappointment.







Gene The Grappler