TNA Impact Review 4/18/13

Note: Well after seeing what I saw on WWE Raw, I am asking for something to get me through this week. I know I am being hard on WWE programming but then again, WWE is #1 and suppose to bring the best. I feel like WWE is in full SSDD mode with their PPVs and also TV shows. So this is TNA's time to shine. I don't expect alot from TNA but they at least remind me they want to be WCW. So here's TNA Impact and let's hope for something great.

Opening Segment: Video bullshit and recapping.
(Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!)

Match#1: Wes Brisco and Garett Bischoff vs. Kurt Angle
Winners: Garett Bischoff and Wes Brisco
(This was very boring and one sided. We all know that Aces & 8s is the TNA version of NWO. This was so bad it was making me nod off. Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!! Moving on to the next match. )


Match#2: Zema Ion vs. Petey Williams vs. Kenny King - X Division Title Match
Winner: Kenny King
(This is or was the TNA's bread and butter. This was the best thing on because it was not no bullshit. I was happy to see Petey Williams do some fucking awesome shit. I forgot he is from Windsor which is close to my hometown of Detroit. So he's close to a hometown thing. This match had shit in it that I forgot the X Division does. Kenny King is my boy because he can and will do anything to keep that title. So sad to hear that Zema Ion is out of the running for the title. I like this KK. )

Match#3: Devon vs. Magnus - TNA TV Title Match
Winner: No Contest
(Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!! I knew this was not going to happen because Aces and 8s is going to fuck up a good thing. )

Match#4: Ms. Tessmacher vs. Mickie James - #1 Contenders Match
Winner: Mickie James
(Ok, if the X Division Title Match was the shit to me then this was my dream divas match. I still think Tess can wrestle while Mickie is the queen of women's wrestling. Add in ODB as a ref and this was like watching soft core porn. I was too busy seeing things bounce and shake. I don't like Tess as a wrestler but she got a sexy ass. I was happy to see Mickie win and her promo after this match was shades of her being a bitch again.)


Match#5: Devon vs. Samoa Joe - TNA TV Title Match
Winner and Still Television Champ: Devon
(At first, this was not boring. This was actually a good match but Aces and Eights can fuck up a wet dream in hell. So this was boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!)

Main Event: James Storm vs. AJ Styles
Winner: AJ Styles
(AJ Styles is the best wrestler in TNA. He is TNA's CM Punk right now. He might be country as hell but he got my respect. Not only did he do a new move but it was just as sick as the Style Clash. Did I care about the beatdown afterwards? Fuck no. Aces and Eights made the ending very fucking boring!!!!!!! Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!! Thank you Aces and Eights for fucking up a great match. )

Final Thoughts: Most of this show was boring!!!!!!! Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!!Boring!!!!!!! However, thanks to AJ Styles, X Division Title Match and #1 Contenders for the KO Title, this was not as boring. Aces and Eights is boring to me. SSDD is in TNA. So in a sense, this was less than a 4/10 show. See you all for WWE Smackdown.....







Gene The Grappler