7/26/13

WWE Smackdown Review 7/26/13

Note: After the shitty ending of Super Cena saving his opponent on Raw, I expect Smackdown to clean the mess up. I love that Cena/Bryan is going to happen. I just hate the ending. We as fans would love to see someone as champion that can be beat and can get up and fight another day. I know I will regret having high hopes for WWE Smackdown but then again, it's better than watching nothing at all on Fridays. Here's WWE Smackdown....

Match#1: Damien Sandow vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Randy Orton
(Well I don't think I have ever seen two guys who were MITB winners face off in a match. I have seen them face off before but not with the briefcases showcased. I will be honest to say that this was more so a gloried jobber match for RKO. I guess the real excitement was seeing Cody Rhodes take the MITB briefcase from Sandow. Other than that, it was a typical RKO match.)

Match#2: Mark Henry and The Usos vs. Darren Young, Titus O'Neil and Wade Barrett
Winner: Mark Henry and The Usos
(This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............This was boring........This was boring...............)

Match#3: Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
Winner: Rob Van Dam
(This was boring........I am so glad to see that RVD is back but he needs to feud with someone that is not boring as ADR. I love him in the ring but this match was kind of thrown together. This was boring........This was boring...............)

Match#4: The Wyatt Family (Erick Rowan and Luke Harper) vs. Tensai and Brodus Clay
Winners: Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
(I can't wait to see these guys in some real matches. This was bullshit. This was like beating two teddy bears. This was close to being boring.)

Main Event: Christian vs. Jack Swagger
Winner: Christian
(I know this was not the real main event but this is as good as it got. This was boring........)

After The Main Event: Damien Sandow makes his way to the ring, grabbing a mic. Sandow says when the authorities arrive, he will issue a warrant. Sandow also wants Guerrero to fire him. Rhodes appears on the Titantron. Rhodes says he isn’t in the arena, he is standing in front of the Gulf of Mexico. Rhodes says he will wait for Sandow to come get it. Sandow runs out of the ring. Sandow is shown running backstage. Sandow makes his way out of the arena. Sandow runs across the street to Rhodes. Sandow tells him to wait and not do anything stupid. Sandow says they were best friends, and was carried by Rhodes when they were a team. Sandow says Rhodes is smarter and has better facial hair. Sandow says Rhodes is more handsome than him. Rhodes says he has earned it, as he throws it in the water. Sandow calls for help, saying he can’t swim. Sandow dives in the water, but floats to the surface. Sandow crawls to the shore, spitting up water. Sandow starts crying and coughing, as the show ends.
(This was more entertaining than the match before it. I never thought I would see Cody play the face role. Plus it is epic that this was done via Stone Cold/Rock. We have seen a title go into a river but a briefcase into the Gulf of Mexico is better. Best ending on Smackdown but we needed a better main event match, oh wait......CM Punk vs. Fandango was suppose to happen. Thanks WWE for shitty editing. )

Final Thoughts: Well I wanted to see this show with open eyes and able to not bash the shit out of this show. I do think WWE Smackdown is not a shitty B show but over the years, it has been because Vince wants to promote other shit and also make sure people don't forget WWE Raw. I love that they are really trying to make ADR a heel champ. I like him in the ring. I don't like him to talk. Seeing CM Punk on Smackdown is a bit scary. Seeing RVD on Smackdown was sad. Basically, most of the good talent in WWE is on WWE Raw. The ending was funny as fuck because we get to see former partners feud over a title shot. See you all for WWE Raw.






Gene The Grappler

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