Note: Well we got through this week of wrestling. Barely. So as we get ready to watch WWE Smackdown for this week, we need to remind people that WWE is going back to the early 2000's with Cena as champ and Orton as champ. We found out that both titles will be unified. Last time we had unified championship was 2002 with Brock Lesnar as both WWE and WHC titles. WWE has ran out of fresh angles and storylines and reverted back to old matches like Big Show and Orton or Cena and Orton. Let's watch WWE Smackdown and let's see what craziness we will see in the WWE. Seeing that this is after thanksgiving, I will officially dub this the Black Friday edition.
Match#1: Mark Henry vs. Curtis Axel
Winner: Mark Henry
(This was just sad. Mark Henry's new catchphrase should be - killing jobbers is what he do. This was just said. Love the fact that he is trying to make people remember The Junkyard Dog with some of his moves. Of course, people in the IWC are calling him Rick Ross of the WWE. Moving on. )
Match#2: Los Matadores vs. 3MB
Winners: Los Matadores
(This was even sadder to watch. Moving on. )
Match#3: Tons of Funk (Tensai and Brodus Clay) vs. Xavier Woods and R-Truth
Winners: Tons of Funk
(So since when is Brodus Clay is a main eventer? I did not get the memo. Brodus had been drinking some weird kool aid or smoking something funky. Brodus is about to be a heel, so let him be heel. Poor Tensai had to be the voice of reason. What the fuck? So Xavier Woods is the newest member from NXT to move into the mid card. Will someone explain to me why some of the more popular guys in NXT aren't on the main show. I didn't care who won this match, just call bullshit on Brodus Clay for assuming he is a main eventer. )
Match#4: Antonio Cesaro vs. Titus O'Neil
Winner: Antonio Cesaro by DQ
(The best way to explain this match is to go back to the segment with Titus O'Neil and The Great Khali. So Vickie had an eating contest which Titus O'Neil won. He won this match. Titus was sick throughout this match. Cesaro did his swing on Titus. That was the worst ideal ever on TV. A big black guy who just a lot of food is not going to be able to wrestle. Also he will upchuck all that food. So it was smart of Titus' partner, Darren Young to cause the DQ. However, since WWE doesn't show blood but will show vomit. Not in the literal sense but we did hear upchuck and also we saw chunks. Best match ever! Why? Upchucking after a match reminded me of the wrestler known as Puke. Moving on. )
Main Event Part 1: The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) vs. Cody Rhodes and Goldust - Tag Team Title Match
Winners: Cody Rhodes and Goldust by DQ
Main Event Part 2: Cody Rhodes, Goldust and CM Punk vs. The Shield
Winner: No Contest
Main Event Part 3: Cody Rhodes, Goldust, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio and The Usos vs. The Shield and The Wyatt Family
Winners: Cody Rhodes, Goldust, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio and The Usos
(The first match was a good match until Dean Ambrose had to cause the DQ. The other matches were basically a good clusterfuck. WWE is trying to make tag teams in the new year. However, it is time to bring up the kids from NXT not make tag teams from singles wrestlers. It is best to end this with saying this wasn't for the TV fans but it was more so for the fan at the event. Time to end the review. )
Final Thoughts: Unlike TNA last night, WWE ended the show with a match and we got to see something different and unique. I think I can say we ended the week of wrestling with something to think about when we think of all the year in review stuff that is coming up. As I end this entry, we as wrestling fans need to start letting people in WWE and TNA know we need creative matches and also creative storylines. I stopped watch NXT because it was getting too sappy. So time to end this week and hope for better things in the new week. See you all for WWE Raw.
Gene The Grappler
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