WWE Raw Review 11/5/12

Note: Last week's WWE Raw made me so fucking upset that I wanted to cry. I feel that the matches for Survivor Series are bullshit and also garbage. So I am hoping to see something different. The main word for me is different. So I hope to see something to make me not want to go HAM on WWE writers and the fans that like this shit. So I am going to hope for something different. Here's WWE Raw.

Opening Segment: The Miz quits the Team CM Punk. Then a recap of last week's WWE Raw.
(Hate the recap of last week, but loved that The Miz will be having a match of his own for the PPV. I really think that WWE writers are getting fucking lazy. I hope this is the start of the change I want to see as a WWE fan.)

Match#1: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and R-Truth vs. Darren Young, Titus O'Neil and Antonio Cesaro
Winners: Rey, Sin Cara, and R-Truth
(This was a boring match. Why? Because I don't like watching Rey and Sin Cara. I do want to see R-Truth and Cesaro but that was hard to see because of the boring tag teams. This was putting to me to sleep. This was boring. Sorry but not a fan of the mexican masked wrestlers. Can't wait to see them face each other instead of team with each other. Moving on.......)

Match#2: Cody Rhodes vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Cody Rhodes
Match#3: Kane vs. Damien Sandow
Winner: Kane
(This was an interesting setup. I loved the fact that Cody beat DB quickly but Kane had to take his time for his match with Damien Sandow. I love the setup for this clusterfuck of a tag team title match, if we get to see it. This was what I wanted to see if this was a tag team match but not as singles matches. I am a fan of this feud but only if the titles change hands.)

In Ring Segment: Brad Maddox came out for an interview with Michael Cole. Maddox said he's not working with CM Punk. He says he did what he did at Hell In a Cell to make an impact. He wants a WWE contract and a match against Ryback. Vince McMahon comes out and promises Maddox a contract if he can beat Ryback next week. Vickie Guerrero comes out and Vince forces her to book Punk vs. Cena vs. Ryback at Survivor Series for the WWE Title.
(I loved this segment because it will set up a faction with Maddox, Punk, Heyman and someone else. I want to see something good from this. Ryback is not going to win clean but I hope to see something new and different. The stuff with Vickie and Vince was funny because Vince had to carry Vickie. Also Vince could have fired Vickie. Damn him.)

Match#4: Sheamus vs. The Miz
Winner: Sheamus
(This was a good match. I loved that Big Show was doing commentating during this match. Sheamus actually better without the WHC title because he is like RKO. He is better without a title. The Miz was basically a jobber in this match. This still was a good match.)

Match#5: Layla and Kaitlyn vs. Eve Torres and Aksana
Winners: Layla and Kaitlyn
(I will admit that I was not really watching this match. Not because of the action but because of the ass. Layla is sexy to me. Kaitlyn is hot as fuck. Eve is not my type. Aksana does have a phat ass. This was more like watching lesbian porn. I did see the winners. However, this is going to be interesting to see the divas match because either Kaitlyn is going to win or Eve will fuck us out of a change.)

Match#6: Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner: Kofi Kingston with an assist to RKO
(This was a cool match to see. Why? Because it is rare to see ADR be flexible. It is also cool to see Kofi be able to show weakness. This was a setup match but at the same time, it is a good way to make the IC title relevant. This was a good match and I can honestly say seeing RKO take out ADR was funny and epic. However, RKo will be heel soon and he will be cooler.)

Match#7: Santino and Zack Ryder vs. Epico and Primo
Winners: Team Co-Bro
(So I really came into this match hoping to figure out who is the jobber and who is not. I really hoped to see Ryder win on Raw. Well he did win. Only the thing is that away from the U.S., things are different. I am happy to see this match. However, I think Team Co-Bro is done. I want to see Ryder become a heel. Why? To get that ruthless aggression and become U.S. or IC champ. Maybe even fight for the WHC title. Change is a good thing especially in WWE.)

Match#8: Wade Barrett vs. Brodus Clay
Winner: Wade Barrett
(So Brodus can win on the kids show but can't buy a victory on the A show? What the fuck is that about? Also Why did they waste Brodus on Wade? Wade should be facing guys on his level. Brodus is a glorified jobber. It was nice to see the black girls because I guess I want to see some more ass on ass action. Sorry, I am trying to focus. This was a teaser of a match with Wade. This was like watching Andre The Giant beat some jobbers.)

Match#9: Heath Slater vs. Jey Uso
Winner: Heath Slater
(Why was this the match before the main event? 3MB is not close to main event status. Grr.......my anger is boiling. Moving on. )

Main Event: John Cena and Ryback vs. CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler
Winners: John Cena and Ryback
(The best way to comment on this match is WOW. I really think Ryback is going to be WWE champion. Cena can't stop this from happening. I was shocked to see CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler job to Ryback. Cena is about to be replaced finally. I am glad to see this change. )

Final Thoughts: So I guess the crowd in England are more into the show than us Yankees in the U.S.? I guess that is a true statement. I think Canada and England is bizzaro land for WWE. I love that the crowd was enganged through out the show. I love most of the matches but the hype for Survivor Series is not working right now. Vince did help the show because we all know Vickie sucks alone. The ref said he wants a WWE contract. Most of this show was recaps and hyping up feuds and dumb shit. The only good point was seeing the main event and seeing Ryback beat CM Punk and Ziggler. That was epic. See you all for the live version of WWE Smackdown. Oh shit, that means I might have to DVR something else.








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