3/25/13

Dear John Cena and Fans of John Cena - Wrestlemania 29 Letter


Dear John Cena and Fans of John Cena,

I want to write this letter because it is apparently clear that you are the reason why most fans cannot real watch WWE programming. John Cena, the wrestler is the most sickening thing that I have ever seen in WWE programming since I was a kid. I actually think that Cena is the new age Hulk Hogan. At least Hogan became a heel and acknowledges that his fans made him sick. At least Hogan was more versatile. Cena is basically Vince McMahon’s wet dream. As for the fans, Cena fans are basically kids. It is sad to watch anything on WWE without noticing that most of Cena’s fans are kids. I was a fan of Hogan’s. Did I hate him as a heel in NWO? No, because I was happy to see him be something else. Cena is scared to let go of his kid fan base.

I wonder if you Cena fans can be able to idolize a man that basically let his home life fall apart and also uses women like toilet paper. I know the kids don’t watch TMZ or read the wrestling news sites. I do. I didn’t even know that Cena was married until I saw the pic and saw the video of his wife. I know they are using the real life drama to hype the match with Dwayne at Wrestlemania 29. I will get to that match in a few minutes. Cena’s marriage was over because he cheated and also because his real wife is Vince McMahon. I don’t like reading the wrestling news sites but the fact that Cena not only cheated on his wife but he went from screwing a porn star to screwing a Bella. By the way, he is the reason why both Bellas is back in WWE.

So let’s discuss the match at Wrestlemania 29 because this is my meat and potatoes of this opinion letter. We were lied to because this match was not supposed to happen again. We were not going to see Cena/Rock II but Vince is greedy and Cena is desperate.  I have not been a fan of Cena. I don’t like his character. The man is basically a joke and a farce of a real person. The credo that he uses offends me because hustle means something different in my vocabulary. He is loyal to his kid fans and to Vince and WWE. As for respect, well I am an old fashioned wrestling fan. I like to see my wrestlers in tights and costumes. Cena looks like he is trying to hard. His character reminds me why most people use to rag on Eminem. At least Eminem is really a legit person regardless. Cena is not a real person. As for the match at Wrestlemania 29, it is going to be good to watch but the result will piss off non Cena fans.

So why did I write this letter? That’s simple because it is time to say to Cena fans: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! Please don’t make me throw up or upset me. If I go to a WWE event, please don’t make me sick. I don’t want to upset a kid or kill their joy but I will if I don’t get peace of mind. Cena fans need to be realistic because like Hogan, he will need to change or we will see him get buried. We all know that Triple H and Steph will take over WWE someday. When they do, Cena is going to be a jobber or gone like the wind. Cena the man is a joke. Cena the wrestler is a joke. Adapt or move on.



Gene The Grappler

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