TNA Impact Review 3/21/13

Note: If you had not notice from my last review that I was disappointed with WWE Raw. As for TNA Impact, well I hope this is better live show than what I saw last week. I know that TNA is not use to doing live shows every week but then again, TNA needs to do more with their show. WWE has two shows to build up a PPV. TNA needs to do more for their PPVs. So with that said, here is TNA Impact........

Match#1: Chavo and Hernandez vs. Austin Aries and Bobby Roode - TNA Tag Team Title Match
Winners: Austin Aries and Bobby Roode
(I watched this match with the expectation that we will see something different. I wanted to see something fresh with this feud. I got to see a good match with Aries and Roode being the heels we know they are. This was a good match to start the match but the lack of tag teams in TNA is making the matches more stale and shitty.)

Match#2: Kenny King vs. Zema Ion vs. Sonjay Dutt - TNA X Division Title Match
Winner: Kenny King
(So all the X Division matches will be three way matches? Ok, good because it means we will see more guys wrestle. Another good thing was that this was more action packed than usual. I am happy to see changes with this division. Sonjay Dutt is eliminated from getting another title shot. This is a sign of good things to come.)

Match#3: Joseph Parks vs. Matt Morgan
Winner: Matt Morgan
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Main Event: Samoa Joe vs. Magnus vs. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy - #1 Contender for the TNA Title.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
(I wanted to call this a clusterfuck but this was a good match. All four men can wrestle and these men stole the show. This was setup by Jeff Hardy but he did not have to do this. However, this was a good main event. Thank you TNA for this brilliant ideal. Good job TNA for this match.)

Final Thoughts: This show was more into the segments than matches. I did not care to see Bully Ray explain his actions. I fell for this act. I am not happy with that because I wanted to see Bully Ray and Devon retire. I hate Jeff Hardy because he could have done better in WWE but he was fucked over. So I guess TNA did something better than WWE. However, we have not seen WWE Smackdown yet. So I guess see you all for WWE Smackdown.







Gene The Grappler