TNA Impact Review 3/7/13

Note: This is the last TNA show before the PPV this weekend. To be honest, I did not realize that it was a PPV this weekend. Unlike WWE where you have two shows before the PPV. TNA is the new age WCW but there is only one show and no BS most of the time. So with that said, this is going to be a show to make matches for the PPV. So here is TNA Impact.............

Opening Segment: Austin Aries calls out Jeff Hardy to see if he will be the next to have a title shot after Bully Ray.
(This was very entertaining because Aries needs to be in the main event picture. I wanted to see Roode as well but Aries calling out Hardy made me happy to see something good in TNA.)

Match#1: Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries - Non Title Match
Winner: Jeff Hardy by DQ
(Why is Matt Morgan being a dick? Why did this match was in favor of Jeff Hardy? Basically this was a good match until Morgan was being a dick. He is going to be a heel but not for the best reasons. He is basically a large mid carder that is trying to be a star. He's a fucking joke. Thank you TNA for fucking up a good start.)

Question: Who is the VP of Aces and Eights?
Answer: D'Lo Brown
(Unless you are young, you don't know who the fuck is D'Lo Brown. However, to give you a short version of his wrestling career, here it is: He was in WWE. He was a mid carder that was in a black faction with The Rock, Ron Simmons, and Godfather. If you remember the Nation of Domination, then you know who he is. Basically he is a TNA upper level guy that is going back to his heel roots. So basically, D'Lo and Devon are the leaders of Aces and Eights. What the fuck TNA?)

Match#2: Devon of Aces and Eights vs. Sting
Winner: Devon
(This was the first match to see how many guys will represent their teams at the PPV. Devon won via help from a planted Aces and Eights fan. Total bullshit. Moving on. )A8=1 TNA=0

Match#3: Chavo Guerrero, Velvet Sky, and Hernadez vs. Gail Kim, Kaz, and Daniels
Winners: Gail Kim, Kaz, and Daniels
(This was a blended clusterfuck match. I got to see my TNA KO in action but had to endure a tag team match in the process. I want Gail Kim to win the title back but I cannot watch KO action with women that cannot wrestle. I loved most of this match but was bored by the end. Thank you Gail Kim for ending the horror.)

Gut Check: Lei'D Tapa vs. Ivelisse Velez
Eliminated: Ivelisse Velez
Winner: Lei'D Tapa
(Normally, I would love to see people get work in wrestling. However, this was total bullshit. First of all, Lei'D is related to a former wrestler. Ivelisse has MMA background. Ivelisse was the winner of the match but got fucking screwed. Lei'd is just like Tamina Snuka in WWE. A tall woman who barely can wrestle. This was bullshit because Ivelisse got skills but is not a wrestler. Plus they got rid of Taz for Gut Check and replaced him with Danny Davis. What the fuck?)

Match#4: Doc and Garrett of Aces and Eights vs. Samoa Joe and Magnus
Winners: Samoa Joe and Magnus
(This was a good match even though the match was biased to begin with. This was going to be a clusterfuck but ended up being a good match to help the TNA roster vs. Aces and Eights.) A8=1 TNA=1

Main Event: Anderson of Aces and Eights vs. James Storm
Winner: Anderson
(So Aces and Eight won the battle for dominance at the PPV. This means that Aces and Eights will have five men in the ring but TNA will only get four men. This was a good match that could have been better if it was for a title shot or something relevant in TNA. This bullshit with Aces and Eights is getting old and boring. I am tired of the predictable guesses with the masked men.)

Final Thoughts: I skipped the confrontation with Jeff Hardy and Bully Ray because it lead to a fight with TNA and Aces and Eights. So with that said, you're welcome!!!!! Basically this show set up some ok matches for the PPV. I want to see how most of these matches won't be considered clusterfucks in the process. Also, AJ Styles is a joke. AJ Styles is like Cena and he will be champion this year. Also what I hope might happen is we see who is the leader of Aces and Eights. Good show but shitty parts. See you all for WWE Smackdown.






Gene The Grappler