Note: Well I had to endure all the people that was drinking the TNA Slammaversary kool aid. People praising TNA for the shit they pulled off. I have said my peace about this PPV. Now history tells us that WWE does everything to gain viewers to WWE by putting on a great Raw. So I hope that is so. Here's WWE Raw and let's hope this is true.
Opening Segment: Stephanie McMahon comes out to stop her husband Triple H from wrestling tonight. Mr. McMahon comes out to support her and also tell the fans to stop booing her. The Shield comes down to the ring. After the break, the start of the first match with The Shield.
(This could have been the best opening segment ever on Raw if they did not fuck up the commercial break. Plus WWE is heavily plugging the fucking app. I have the app and it is not the shit. However, if you had the app then you saw both McMahons leave when The Shield came around the ring. So thank you WWE for fucking up an awesome opening.)
Match#1: The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Kane and Daniel Bryan
Winners: The Shield
(Well this match was the fucking shit! Why? Well it is because Daniel Bryan was basically going fucking HAM on The Shield. I mean DBry was gaining my attention and my fanship. After this match, I want to see Dbry and CM Punk again. Randy Orton fucked up the best HAM moment of WWE history. Of course that just made DBry look for another match. The Shield was awesome as well. Moving on...... )
Match#2: The Usos vs. Prime Time Players
Winners: The Usos
(What the fuck was this? After the best match ever on WWE Raw, you put on the jobbers? Really WWE? I guess The Usos are getting a push or it was convient. I will move on from this. )
Match#3: Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
(Well this was the fifth and hopefully the final match of this series that was to take the attention off of Ziggler. This was fucking funny but cool to see. I never thought I would see the armbar turned into a pin. Well I saw something new and different. I loved this match because of the embarassing ass cheek of Big E. People were posting about going blind seeing a black man's ass cheek in tight wrestling gear. Good match but funny ass cheek moment. )
Match#4: Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes
Winner: Sheamus
(SSDD.....that's all I have to say because this was true SSDD in WWE. )
Match#5: Fandango vs. The Great Khali
Winner: No Contest
(Thank you Fandumbo for ending this horrid match quickly. However, this build up the next match because it was more of a crutch for the IC title situation. So thank Miz and Barrett for the quick build up back to your feud. )
Match#6: The Miz vs. Wade Barrett
Winner: The Miz
(For the love of God, I hope Miz goes back to his other finisher. Seeing him do the figure four is killing. This was a so so match with a sickening ending.)
Match#7: The Bella Twins and AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn, Cameron and Naomi
Winners: Kaitlyn, Cameron and Naomi
(This match prove that 99% of men were FAP to this match. I was not because I wanted to see if this lasted longer than three minutes. Sadly, it was short and sweet. What made me laugh is that we have a Divas champion but no competition for her. What pisses me off is that the Bellas have a TV show. Why? I don't want to see fake bitches. If I want that, I can watch the other fake bitch show. )
Match#8: Ryback vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Daniel Bryan by DQ
(Dbry goes HAM on Ryback. Ryback overpowers him. DBry goes HAM again. Ryback says fuck it and takes him out with a table. Cena comes to save. This match was good until Cena came to save him. Also having Ryback be a heel is dumber. Good match with a shitty ending. Damn you WWE. )
Main Event - No DQ Match: Curtis Axel vs. John Cena
Winner: Curtis Axel by Count Out
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Final Thoughts: Well we have a good show but WWE did mess up some better moments. I guess I could give this show a 8/10. I am mostly happy to see something good with WWE Raw. So see you all for TNA Impact. I hate TNA fans for their excitement.
Gene The Grappler
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