Note: Unlike last night's TNA show, I have an ideal of what we will see tonight. We will see Daniel Bryan get some revenge on The Shield. We will see the guys that helped Bryan on WWE Raw get punished for their actions. There will be a visit from RKO and also we will see The Shield carry out some form of punishment to the guys. Basically, we will see what WWE expects us to see: Water down bullshit and kid friendly TV. Here's WWE Smackdown.
Opening Segment: Vickie Guerrero is in the ring to open SmackDown. Loud boos when she says "Excuse Me!" She welcomes us to SmackDown. As the General Manager, she needs to make this show the most thrilling, best ever. She's here to introduce to someone. She repeats the WWE Championship title holder streaks. She introduced Daniel Bryan. Bryan says he would much rather be champion for 1 day then be a corporate suck up. Vickie says she is his boss & giving him an opportunity to come clean. Daniel says they both know he did nothing wrong. Vickie questions it & said he needs to come forward & tell the truth. Daniel asked if she wants the truth, and gave her it & said he kneed Orton in the face & the ref could have counted to 20 because Orton was knocked out. He said he should still be WWE Champion. Vickie says she could have fired Daniel & hopes he never becomes the face of WWE. Daniel said everyone here should be happy Vickie has no power. Vickie said Daniel deserved to be beat up by The Shield. She shows us photos of all the superstars who helped Bryan on RAW Monday. She said we will have all 10 superstars plus Bryan in an 11 on 3 gauntlet match. One man will face all 3 members of The Shield at once until that person is defeated. She said she's saving Daniel for last & laughs victoriously. She leaves & the crowd chants asshole.
(Usually when I see a clusterfuck forming, it is almost like watching a rain storm pop out of nowhere. This was a good opening but the match Vickie set up screams clusterfuck with a side of bullshit. My god, this is like killing seven jobbers and four main eventers. Vickie does not know what's best for business.)
Match#1: AJ Lee vs. Naomi
Winner: AJ Lee
(As I was watching this match, I actually was playing Sir Mixx A Lot's Baby Got Back. I did not do this on purpose but it fitting the theme of this match. Naomi does have a nice ass. AJ Lee is known for her ass. This was funny to watch because all that I was looking at was that ass. The match was not good. What's funnier is that when AJ applied the black widow finisher, Naomi was tapping out on AJ's ass. FAP to that!)
Match#2: Jack Swagger vs. Santino Marella
Winner: Santino Marella
(Santino should have a shirt that says: Arrive, Quick Pin, Leave, Celebrate. This was a quick match. Nothing wrong with that. Was happy with this match being quick because Swagger can't wrestler and Santino is the comedic foil of the WWE. )
Match#3: Ryback vs. Nick from Cincinnati (Jobber #2578)
Winner: Ryback
(Ryback and Paul Heyman's bromance is sickening. Other than that, thank you Ryabck for killing a jobber. Moving on. )
Match#4.1: The Shield vs. Darren Young
Winners: The Shield
Match#4.2: The Shield vs. Titus O'Neil
Winners: The Shield
Match#4.3: The Shield vs. Dolph Ziggler
Winners: The Shield
Match#4.4: The Shield vs. Rob Van Dam
Winners: No Contest
(Before Triple H stopped things, this was the best thing seen on WWE TV. The Shield basically killed a tag team and Kofi Kingston before taking out RVD. I love The Shield and think they need more matches. Kofi Kingston just proved that he can fight three men alone. He almost won this match. Kofi is not a jobber. He's just a guy that cannot get a good push. Prime Time Players could have done more but was killed off. RVD would have won this if Triple H did not stop it. Like I said, Vickie does not know what's good for business.)
Match#5: Zack Ryder and Justin Gabriel vs. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan
Winners: Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
(This was close to being boring as fuck. Thank god that the Wyatt Family is hot right now. This was quick and also fast as hell. Bray Wyatt is a demented and sick fuck. )
Match#6: R-Truth vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
(This was boring and quick. Yawn.......Time for the main event. Yawn..............)
Main Event: The Shield vs. Daniel Bryan and The Usos
Winners: Daniel Bryan and The Usos
(I never thought I would say this but this was the best match on Smackdown in years. My god, this was like watching old WWE before the PG era. There was bodies everywhere. The Usos did their jobs: remind people that they do need to be in the main event. These guys are good as a tag team. Daniel Bryan was awesome. The Shield was good. This was better than the main event on WWE Raw. Thank you WWE for this once in a lifetime event. )
Final Thoughts: Usually, WWE Raw would be saved by the end of the show. That has not been the case lately. Tonight WWE Smackdown was saved by the main event. This was so different than what we usually see on WWE TV. What kills me is that when Cena was on WWE TV, no one else would show up to work on WWE Smackdown. When Cena is off WWE TV, then people come on Smackdown. What the fuck? Anyways, see you all for WWE Raw. Maybe we will get back to normal next week.
Gene The Grappler
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