9/6/13

WWE Smackdown Review 9/6/13

Note: WWE is trying the same thing in a new ways. So we get the reformation of The Corporation 2.0 and seeing the new ways Triple H, Steph and even using The Shield is good for business. As for seeing Daniel Bryan get his ass whooped, well it is better than nothing. What kills me is that Randy Orton is on both shows. John Cena must not do Smackdown per his contract. So we are about over a week from Night of Champions in Detroit. It is fitting that this show have to really build the hype for that PPV. With that said, here's WWE Smackdown.

Opening Segment: Triple H holds a town hall meeting for everyone to air their grievances. The locker room is out watching from the stage. Triple H, Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox are in the ring. Triple H talks first about how he fired Cody Rhodes on RAW and what's best for business. The Shield are also out, standing guard at the ring. Triple H wants nobody to be afraid for their jobs. He lets anyone step up and ask a question but nobody does. He says no butt kissing. Damien Sandow speaks up and says he supports Triple H firing Cody Rhodes. Triple H says Cody fired Cody. Kofi Kingston speaks up and says everyone is afraid and that's not best for business. Triple H talks about how the wrestlers' egos are out of control and says that's why Daniel Bryan isn't out here. Heath Slater speaks up but Triple H cracks jokes at him. Rob Van Dam says Cody getting fired wasn't cool and calls Triple H "dude." Ryback speaks up and doesn't like being called a bully. Ryback vs. Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston vs. Curtis Axel and RVD vs. Randy Orton is announced for tonight. Also, Bryan gets to pick The Shield member that he wants to face tonight. Triple H gives Randy Orton a grand introduction.
(I was laughing my ass off with this segment. This was very sad because it was clear to me that most people were acting scared. Not scared for their jobs but scared to fuck up on camera. What was funny was Big Show should have said something but we all know that he will be heel soon. Also Kofi was not fucked over with a shitty match. Everyone else basically got fucked over. )

Match#1: Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam
Winner: Randy Orton
(This was a flashback match in a sense. Last time these men faced each other was before RVD left to TNA. Wow. This was not a bad match because both men can go. This could have been for the title but thank god we could see that soon. I did not care for ADR being at ringside. This was to make sure there was heat for their match at NOC. What kills me is that RKO is WWE Champion and can be on both shows but Cena being the pussy he is can't work both shows. What the fuck?)

Match#2: Ryback vs. Dolph Ziggler
Winner: Ryback
(This was a shitty match. Ziggler was going to be fucked over. Ziggler is back in the midcard. Ryback is lame now. Thank you Dean Ambrose for the distraction and the help. Close to a clusterfuck but not by much. )

Match#3: Kofi Kingston vs. Curtis Axel
Winner: Kofi Kingston
(Ironic that Kingston was Axel's mentor in WWE NXT and now facing each other. This was the best fucking match of the night. Why? This was pure wrestling at it's best. No bullshit! We know that Kofi should be in the main event but is stuck in the mid card to shape the rookies and such. However, Kofi will be in the main event soon. Even it is for the WHC. )

Match#4: Naomi vs. Brie Bella
Winner: No Contest
(Thank you so much AJ Lee and friends for ending this shit. Thank you so much because this was so bad that I almost change the channel. Seeing AJ Lee, Aksana, Layla and Alicia Fox was the FAP moment I needed to watch and see the sexy bodies fly. )

Match#5: Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro vs. The Usos
Winners: Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro
(I changed the channel. I had to change the channel. Not into The Usos and hate the group known as Real Americans. Moving the fuck on. )

Match#6:; Big Show vs. 3MB - Handicap Match
Winner: Big Show
(This was like watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Gory and funny. This was just sad because we all know that Big Show could kill these men with just one real punch. This was just sad because Heath Slater should have shut the fuck up at the town hall thing at the beginning of the show.)

Main Event: Seth Rollins vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Daniel Bryan
(This was a good match for Smackdown. Actually it was weird to not see ADR wrestle tonight but weirder to see RKO wrestle on Smackdown. What was shocking was this ending cleanly but the after the match events was more so the icing on the cake. I don't have anything bad to say right now about this match but the whole storyline I do have something to say. Time to end the review. )


Final Thoughts: So did I just watch WWE Smackdown or did they redo the same thing from WWE Raw? I am not getting tired of seeing The Corporation 2.0 beating up on Daniel Bryan. However, the kids don't know about how the original concept of The Corporation got started or why is this concept back in the WWE. Big Show just became a face again just to go back to being a heel again. Stop the constant changing of characters because it is getting hard to keep tract. Also, just because Cena is out, don't fuck it up by trying to get him back sooner than later. See you all for WWE Raw.






Gene The Grappler

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