3/13/14

TNA Impact Review 3/13/14

Note: Well this is the all new TNA without Dixie Carter. I was actually happy to see the end of TNA Lockdown with MVP winning control but what shocked me is the change of attitude of Bully Ray. Add with that the addition of Sanada who is the new X Division Champion and Tigre Uno, this gives TNA an international flare to it. What kills me is that I think TNA is trying to be competitive with WWE but it is going to be an uphill climb for them. So let's watch TNA Impact and hope for something cool...

Match#1: Samoa Joe vs. Abyss
Winner: Abyss by DQ
(I will be honest, most people who saw this was confused as hell for this match. This was suppose to be a revenge match for Samoa Joe. Plus seeing Abyss in a new mask and a new attitude is reminiscence of how Kane is changing. So this was going to be a good match but was a big letdown. By the way, EY cause the DQ ending but what is funny is that EY and Abyss in a feud is pushing it for a storyline.)

Match#2: Brittany vs. Gail Kim
Winner: Brittany
(Well I will admit that Brittany can wrestle. Thank you TNA for having women that can wrestle in their KO division. Brittany is also thicker than most women in TNA. She is a normal looking woman not some Barbie looking thing like Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne and Angelina Love who is back in TNA. I miss seeing Gail Kim as KO champion but I will miss seeing Lei'd Tapa with her. No more Lei'd Tapa as Gail Kim's bodyguard. I did ignore the match because it was quick and shocking that the new girl won so fast. Moving on...)

Match#3: BroMans vs. Sanada and Tigre Uno
Winners: Sanada & Tigre
(This was a tale of two different styles of wrestling. BroMans cannot wrestle and the other team could sell the shit out of anything. This was so bad that it was good enough to be entertaining. I will admit that I was happy to see BroMans lose this match because it was killing me to watch this fast match with slow people. Moving on...)

Match#4: Samuel Shaw vs. Mr. Anderson - Street Fight
Winner: Mr. Anderson
(So Samuel Shaw is a creepy bastard. I am not joining the bandwagon but his character just made the point so clear. So he went from having Christy Hemme to having a dummy that looks like her now. Basically, this was a return match from the PPV. Moving on...)

Main Event: Rockstar Spud vs. Willow
Winner: Rockstar Spud by DQ
(This match was pointless. This was not the official main event but this was the last match of the night. This was bullshit. Thank you TNA for wasting my time.)

Bully Ray Revenge Storyline: Bully Ray gets jumped by the guys from Team Dixie from the PPV last Sunday. Bully Ray methodically tracks down each guy. He starts with BroMans and Zema Ion in the locker room. He then beats up EC3 after he left the ring. He gets Rockstar Spud after Willow leaves him in the ring after the DQ ending of their match. He finally gets the leader - Bobby Roode. This was the official ending of the show.
(If you watched Kill Bill then you understand this was basically like that. So is this a face turn for Bully Ray or something else? Basically, he explains that he helped Bobby Roode by helping him lose because he was going to be drunk with power if he won the match at the PPV last Sunday. So basically we will find out more next week. )

Final Thoughts: People bitch about how WWE can have a shitty PPV but have a good WWE Raw but this was not a good show as a whole for TNA. All the hype that is for week's show was wasted because next week's show in going to be better. We will see the TNA title up for grabs. We will see Bobby Lashley face EC3. Basically next week is better than this week. Also will someone explain to me why TNA fans are so oblivious to how bad or good the shows are. I try to be objective when I write reviews for both WWE and TNA but WWE will always piss me off. TNA is suppose to be better but it is not. Maybe I am not giving it time to see what this show is like without Dixie Carter. See you all for WWE NXT and WWE Smackdown...






Gene The Grappler

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