WWE Raw Review 5/20/13

Note: This is the show after the mediocre PPV. Basically this should be a better show. Mind you, that we did see The Shield take the mid card titles excluding the IC title. We also saw that Cena did not kick out of being smashed into a screen. Well we won't see Cena but we will see Ryback. Hopefully this might be better than the PPV. Here's WWE Raw.

Opening Segment: Ryback challenges Cena to a match at the next PPV. It will be for the title and also an ambulance match.
(So we gotta see this feud continue because Vince wants to make Ryback a creditable threat for Cena. We all know that Cena is not going to allow anything or anyone to mess up a title run unless Vince wants it. So please kill this shit before we all riot and want to see TNA. )

Match#1: Fandango and Wade Barrett vs. The Miz and Chris Jericho
Winners: The Miz and Chris Jericho
(What was the point of this match? I laughed because Fan-fairy was not into the match and let Barrett get jobbed. This wasn't boring but then again I rather wanted to see the crowd cheer for anything else but this match. Moving on.....)

Match#2: Sheamus vs. Titus O'Neal
Winner: Sheamus
(I will repeat the above question from the first match: What was the point of this match? I laughed because this was worse that the first match. This was almost as bad as watching D'Lo Brown wrestling in TNA. So again, moving on. )

Match#3: Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E. Langston
Winner: Big E. Langston
(So um, this was booked but unlike the two matches prior, this had meaning. I loved that Big E can basically powerlift the fuck anyone. This was sorta interesting because Big E killed the armbar and also had help to win. So if Big E can beat ADR then Ziggler could as well. We will see. )

Match#4: AJ Lee vs. Layla
Winner: AJ Lee
(This is one of the FAP matches of 2013. This match was suppose to me legit but this was really a cock tease for the men. I saw things that I wish to see over and over again. I love AJ's new finisher. The kicker was how Layla was tapping out of the move. All I gotta saw is dat ass on AJ is nice. )

Match#5: Zack Ryder vs. Cody Rhodes
Winner: Cody Rhodes
(This is true a WTF match. This was so quick that we did not get to see them enter the ring or be introduced. Cody won then Ryback came to kill Ryder. Zack Ryder needs to get the fuck out of WWE and go to TNA. At least he can be a midcarder with a purpose on TNA. )

Match#6: The Shield vs. Kofi Kingston and Team Hell No
Winners: The Shield
(This was the best fucking match of the night because The Shield and the other guys pulled off a good match. This was so bad ass that I did not change channels or go to the bathroom. I even watched the non tv bullshit on the WWE app. Daniel Bryan is a fucking genius. This man did some shit that he never done on TV before. It does help that he wrestled all three men of The Shield in the indys years ago. Kofi was Kofi and sold everything. Even Kane was acting like he was wrestling to keep his job. I hope this time around, we will see The Shield be the greatest team in WWE.)

Match#7: Jack Swagger vs. Randy Orton - WWE App Interactive Match
Winner: RKO
(Speaking of the WWE App, this was bullshit. I hated this match and tried to make the most of this match. However, RKO is back to kissing ass and Swagger is back to being a jobber with a good gimmick. Moving on. )

Main Event: Triple H vs. Curtis Axel
Winner: None
(I will just move on to the end because this was a pointless match. I am so pissed and speechless.)

Final Thoughts: Paul Heyman is now managing jobbers. Why? I don't know. This was suppose to be a good show after a so so PPV. What we got is Triple H is acting like he had damage. Booking that boggles the mind. And matches with lose basis for meaningful or meaningless storylines. I am going to cool off and hope TNA will entertain me with more Sting, Hogan, and the other old men. See you all for TNA Impact.









Gene The Grappler