WWE Smackdown Review 5/10/13

Note:  I will admit the storyline of using The Shield to take out Taker, then Kane was epic. This is making these three men more dominate than anyone else in the WWE. So we will see a match that was epic in the indy circuit of wrestling. We will also see SSDD matches but the main event is what I am looking forward to. So here is WWE Smackdown.

Opening Segment: Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel with Ryback as his special guest.
(This was like pulling teeth. I guess Ryback speaking is not the best thing in WWE. Ryback speaking is like ruining the best mute wrestler in the world. Y2J is still the best of the best in doing a show. Seeing Ryback live is better because Ryback is not talking, he wrestling. So this was the best way to start the show but it was long and tedious. Also thank god Teddy Long did not make this a tag team match.)

Match#1: Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes
Winner: Kofi Kingston
(This match was like watching a quality IC or even US title match. I actually watched this all the way through. I felt sorry because this could be a major title match. I guess seeing these men wrestle is how sad WWE is with making stars from their mid card. Good match but next week will be redone to make it look shitty. )

Match#2: Jack Swagger vs. Big E Langston - No DQ match
Winner: Never Started.....
(Question for you all: How in the fuck do you have a no dq match but it does not start? Well Alberto Del Rio answered that question but putting a ladder in the ring and then everyone using it as a weapon. So why did we not see two good wrestlers have a match? To further a storyline with so many shades of shit. I like seeing Ziggler as champ but adding Swagger and ADR is a bit much. Especially with the racial tones from Swagger and Zeb. Also Ziggler suffered a concussion and I hope this passes because if not, Ziggler might be screwed out of a title soon. )

Match#3: Dean Ambrose vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Dean Ambrose by DQ
(Best match in a long while. This was going to be the match of matches. I loves every second of it. Two top indy wrestlers in the WWE making names for themselves. I love how the WWE made it hard to remember these men wrestled all over the indys and these men in their own right are champions. I was not mad that Kofi interfered because it might set up title matches with the US and Tag Titles on the line and possibly seeing The Shield have some gold. Unlike The Corre or Nexus, I believe in The Shield. )

Match#4: The Big Show vs. Tensai (Sweet T.)
Winner: Big Show
(This match made me think of the WWE memes that end with Pepperidge Farm remembers. Tensai was a beast when he came into the WWE. Now he's jobbing and dancing to kids. This was basically a jobber match. Big Show comes in, then he does three moves and then........WMD. Match ends. However, thank god for RKO for giving Big Show an RKO. Quickest match ever in WWE. )

Main Event: Chris Jericho vs. Ryback
Winner: Chris Jericho by DQ
(Well I cannot praise Y2J enough because this was not a good match without him in it. Why? Ryback is use to jobbers. When Ryback is wrestling actual people, he sucks. So thank you WWE for fucking up a main event. So fucking disguised. I know live it was better but TV sucked. )

Final Thoughts: There was not a lot of SSDD but this was not a good SD show. This was maybe a lazy way to fill two hours. I am going to move on and forget this excuse of a show for tonight. See you all for WWE Raw. I'm speechless.


Gene The Grappler