Note: As we celebrate Memorial Day in the USA, I find it interesting to have a show in Canada. No matter why they did this, I find it insulting to the American fans to showcase a show in another country. This is a holiday that Americans value. After last week's show, it was someone's bright idea to do this show from Canada. So we all know that this is to celebrate Bret Hart but my question is why. So let's watch and find out why. Here's WWE Raw
Opening Segment: The WWE Champion John Cena hits the ring and says it feels like a lot of unrest in the building tonight. A lot of unrest, anxiety and maybe a little anger. Cena talks about Ryback, the WWE Title and the Ambulance Match at Payback. A loud "we want Bret" chant breaks out and Cena acknowledges it. Cena says Ryback never thinks things through and thought too quickly when it comes to the Payback challenge. Cena says he's had a week to think it through. He says Payback should be hell. Cena announces the main event will now be Three Stages of Hell - a Lumberjack Match, a Tables Match and an Ambulance Match. Ryback comes out and is confident about the match change. Ryback says for Cena to get ready to meet Satan.
(This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............This was fucking boring........This was boring..............Moving on.)
Match#1: Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E Langston
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
(The only reason why we are seeing these matches is because Ziggler is healing. I am not mad at WWE for doing this but then again I hope they don't strip Ziggler of the WHC. These matches are good because of the balance of strength of Big E vs. the heart of Del Rio. So with that said, this was a good match to start the show but it would be better shown on WWE Smackdown not on WWE Raw. )
Match#2 - WWE United States Title Match: Kofi Kingston vs. Dean Ambrose
Winner: Dean Ambrose
(SSDD in action. We all know that Ambrose is going to hold the title long enough to appease the fans of The Shield. So why are we seeing this match over and over? Because Kofi is popular with kids. While Amborse is popular with the adults. SSDD is big in WWE. )
Match#3 - WWE Tag Team Title Match: Kane and Daniel Bryan vs. Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
Winners: Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns
(SSDD in action. We all know that Reigns and Rollins are going to hold the title long enough to appease the fans of The Shield. So why are we seeing this match over and over? Because Team Hell No is popular with kids. While Rollins and Reigns are popular with the adults. SSDD is big in WWE. See what I just did, I use the same comments, in this match because WWE is big on SSDD.)
Match#3: Fandango vs. Wade Barrett
Winner: Fandango
(No comment on this match. I think WWE is running out of ideals for both men. )
Match#4: 3MB vs. The Great Khali, Brodus Clay and Tensai
Winners: The Great Khali, Brodus Clay and Tensai
(What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Moving on. )
Match#5: Kaitlyn and Natalya vs. The Bella Twins
Winners: The Bella Twins
(What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You put Natalya on TV and make her job to the skinny bitches. What is wrong with you WWE? Nice way to fuck up her birthday. What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Match#6: Randy Orton and Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow
Winners: Sheamus and Randy Orton
(SSDD in back in effect in WWE. Why are we seeing the same matches every week? What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Main Event: Curtis Axel vs. John Cena
Winner: Curtis Axel by Count Out
(The memes of this match should be legendary. This was so boring that I fell asleep. I had to watch the end off of DVR. What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Time to end this blog.)
Final Thoughts: I hated that WWE was plugging the damn app they have. However, the app came in handy for seeing the shit after the show with Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, and Shawn Michaels. This show was better to watch in segments. As a whole it was SSDD in motion. Same shit just different day. See you all for TNA Impact...........What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Gene The Grappler
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