Note: I know that last Sunday, I was pissed with some of the things that happened with WWE Wrestlemania. Pissed is not strong enough for what I felt during the PPV. Actually, extremely fucking pissed would be better to describe the shit that was shown for all WWE fans. However, if history is correct then we should get a better Raw show after Wrestlemania. We do have a new WWE Champion with Daniel Bryan. We will see him tonight. Also we will see Hogan crown the winner of the battle royal. We should have some surprises. Here we go with WWE Raw...
Match#1: The Wyatt Family vs. John Cena, Sheamus and Big E
Winners: The Wyatt Family
(I will admit that even though it is weird to see Cena start the show, it was great to see the Wyatt Family beat him. This was more so a match with the fans wanting the heels to win. Why? Simply because we all hate Cena. Nothing against Sheamus and Big E. because they were not booed as much but this was basically Cena vs. The Wyatt Family. Thank you WWE for correcting this blunder last night. )
Match#2: Fandango and Summer Rae vs. Emma and Santino Marella
Winners: Emma and Santino Marella
(This was the match that I went to the bathroom on. Why? It is because people like me don't care for the men in this match. As for the women, well Emma is a legit wrestler but in a shitty gimmick. Summer Rae is just another Kelly Kelly. Moving on...)
Match#3: Batista and Randy Orton vs. The Usos - WWE Tag Team Title Match
Winners: Double Count Out
(This was not about the tag titles but to show how powerful RKO and Batista can be when they work together. I felt sorry for The Usos because they were just the lambs set out to be slaughtered. So moving on...)
Match#4: Rob Van Dam vs. Damien Sandow
Winner: Rob Van Dam
(Welcome back RVD. Sorry Sandow for having to be the jobber to help get RVD back in shape. This was fun to see the match and hear the crowd chant RVD and ECW. )
Match#5: Rey Mysterio vs. Bad News Barrett
Winner: Bad News Barrett
(Welcome back to wrestling, Barrett. This was just like the RVD match. So moving on...)
Match#6: Alexander Rusev vs. Zack Ryder
Winner: Alexander Rusev
(This guy is fucking awesome. He could have had a better opponent but Ryder was happy to be on TV. This was so fucking cool to see him again. He was in the Royal Rumble but then was wrestling dark matches until now. So we got another heel mid carder to maybe go after the IC title. )
Match#7: Paige vs. AJ Lee - WWE Divas Title Match
Winner: Paige - New WWE Divas Champion
(Before this was turned into a match, AJ Lee was gloating about that shitty match she had with the entire diva roster. As she was gloating, out comes Paige who was congratulating AJ Lee. AJ Lee turned this into a match. Some people saw that AJ Lee had Paige in the black widow and looked like she tapped out but she changed it and pinned AJ Lee. So we got a new champion. This was a good thing and a bad thing. Why? AJ Lee is no longer champion but it is time to see someone new in the main roster. )
Match#8: Cesaro vs. Jack Swagger
Winner: Cesaro - Count Out
(I guess I ignored the fact that there is no more Real Americans. Why would I care? Swagger is a jobber with a mouthpiece and Cesaro is about to be a main eventer. What shocked me is that Cesaro is the new Paul Heyman guy. This is basically a match were former partners face off. So this will last a long while. By the way, King of Swing is cool. )
Main Event: Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan - WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Winners: No Contest
(Usually, I would bitch about the fact that I hate main events that don't start or ends with a bullshit but this was different. We officially saw the end of The Shield working for the Authority and being faces. We saw the possible reformation of Evolution. This might not have happen without the events that happened last night. So time to end this review. )
Final Thoughts: Ladies and gentleman, we have a new era in the WWE. Daniel Bryan is not going to be screwed out of the title. Emma came from WWE NXT to be the new WWE Divas Champion. Alexander Rusev is in the main roster finally. Bad News Barrett is wrestling again. We might get a reformation of Evolution. Finally, The Shield are faces. My god, this made up for the bullshit that was the PPV. I am excited to see what happens next week on Raw but we will see. See you all for TNA Impact...
Gene The Grappler
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